After going out for a cigarette, TGB decided that has it had been a while she would see if anything exciting had been happening on B3ta.
Logging on she saw that everyone on b3ta had developed a severe and almost crippling disease which meant they were unable to write long sentences.
Wishing to help she drew out her magic bag, rumaged deep (any strike throughs of bag to vagina will not be tolerated) and found her secret collection of commas and other conjunctive words which will allow others to write long free flowing sentences, effectively making a mockery of the whole excercise.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:15, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

TLDR

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:16, Reply)

One day Lab made one quip too many.
TGB killed him.
No one missed him.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:17, Reply)

:(

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:18, Reply)

maybe we're all just influenced by Chuck Palahnuik

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Sadly
her magic bag did not contain enough ‘M’s, so she had to misspell ‘rummaged’, making her look like nothing if not a buffoon, a simpleton and an internet ass.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Her bag did contain vodka though.
So she drank till she didn't care.
The end.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I thought it was a french word, like fromage

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

or frottage

(TheColonel, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)