stop putting yourself down
I know of at least one thing you're good at, and that's looking a bit like the girl I lost my virginity to some 11 years ago

see?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:26, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't look anything like her.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)

short, mousey blonde hair
slender figure, when I saw your profile pic I was like 'OMG she reminds me of xxxxx'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Maybe its just that picture then.
And I don't usually look much like the one on my profile. Unless you mean my fb, in which case, don't bother trying to add me.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:31, Reply)

haha!
No, I've never seen you on FB, and I don't add B3tans.

The girl in the picture has changed a bit in the last decade, back then she was much more like you, in that she was 19, and your B3ta profile photo shows your pants/arse, which reminded me off the lap dance she gave me in front of her boyfriend at the time
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Ah, now she sounds more like me.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:35, Reply)

You added me, you cunt.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 18:00, Reply)

That girl is wearing clothes and therefore looks nothing like AfD

(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)

This.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)