If you're cleaning a mingin microwave, cut a lemon in half, and microwave it for 30 seconds. Then, the rest of the crap inside should be wipe clean
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( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 9:11, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

you should send that to one of those real life stories magazines
and try and get yourself a tenner or whatever.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 9:52, Reply)

To be honest, that's probably where I got it from, can't fully remember
My stepmum has told me a few of them, several with lemons. Another one being having half a lemon in the fridge gets rid of most smells
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I got given a copy of Real Life or whatever on the train a week ago
so I stuck it in the bathroom to stop Wiggy stealing my Grand Designs to put in there. He got really angry that the headlines don't match the stories, namely one that said "My KFC bucket turned out to be a baby!" which meant "I thought I was fat, turned out I was pregnant", when he was expecting some kind of abandoned baby accidentally being shoved in a family bucket.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:05, Reply)