The girlfriend occasionally whinges at me to tidy up
However, most of the mess is hers, she doesn't live at mine, and she rarely does any kind of tidying herself. On the odd occasion she does do the dishes (I think she's done them 3 times in 10 months), she milks it for all it's worth.

As for robotic limbs, I'd have robot legs please. My current knees aren't too great, plus it'd be awesome to be able to run faster, jump higher etc. Also, I want mine to have retractable rollerblades in the feet. Mind you, I'd have to have my spine roboticised too, else I'll concertina my frail human spine after one big jump.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 9:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I want those springy leg things that were on the Zurich ad a bit ago
they would just make my falls even more epic though I suppose
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Like Dr Eli Vance in Half Life 2?
Or for a less geeky example, that guy in the special olympics who runs real fast.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 9:55, Reply)

yeah him!
the second one. Loser geek, I don't even know what Half Life is. *whistles*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Course you don't
I bought my ex (when we were together) a soft toy headcrab. She loved it!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 9:59, Reply)

If anyone put one of those on me while I was asleep I would scream, soil myself, then kill them
I hate the headcrabs.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Now I need to buy another one

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I hate you.
Actually, just thinking about it now, headcrabs are a mild annoyance, it's these fuckers that scare me
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:25, Reply)

That guy in the special Olympics runs faster than 'able' bodied runners!
Hasn't he been banned from running against normal runners because he's robotically enhanced?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:30, Reply)