When you don't have what they want what can you do?
I have no problem with requests but the same one every ten minutes is, surely you must agree, fucking stupid in the extreme, no?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:52, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

my friend used to DJ at a rock bar frequented by underage kids
he was like "If I get any more requests for Evanescence I'm going to glass someone"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:55, Reply)

It's worse when you are a Scottish ceilidh band
and someone comes up and says ''Do you play any M People?"

Fucking retards. Since when have you seen Heather Small playing the accordion or the fiddle?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I love that 'search for a hero' song by them.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Yeah, so do I
But it's not really suitable for a Strip the WIllow
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I'm listening to it now, it's got a good sax solo, there aren't enough sax solos in my life at the moment.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)

but plenty of solo sex right?
RIGHT?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Wank joke of the month right here.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 11:40, Reply)

I'll be honest with you chompy, it doesn't rate that high.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 11:43, Reply)

You just don't get it.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 11:43, Reply)

I'M WASTED ON YOU PEOPLE.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Chill, that one was better.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Heather Small can play my fiddle
eh lads?
( broadsword, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Apparently
she has breasts too.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 11:02, Reply)

mmmmmmmmmmmm breasts

( broadsword, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Too right - I love women who look like retarded horses
and sound like a broken foghorn.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 11:04, Reply)

*fwaps*

( broadsword, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I got spotify on my mobile, can get most songs on that.
That's all you need these days, innit? A laptop and Winamp.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I am not rising to this obvious baiting.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 11:15, Reply)

=(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 11:16, Reply)