I want to add small talk to my list
I fucking hate it! Why can't people acknowledge the fact that it's ok if you have nothing to say. It's really, honestly fine.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

How's the weather?
bright with scattered showers here, might clear up later but then I think it's going to rain again...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

It's lovely and sunny here!
So are you going on holiday soon?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I had a club sandwich for lunch
it was nice but the tomatoes were too sweet, I had to pick them out which seems like a terrible waste of food.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)

what sort of club?
did it have a nail in it?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I felt kind of sorry for my hairdresser the other day
he was trying his best to maintain conversation, but I'm so shit at it he gave up after a while. Eventually he did mention something about emigration so we got onto that and everything was fine, but until then it was just awkward.

I hate it when you step to the side to avoid someone and they do the same, etc, and then you have to acknowledge it and be all "oh ha, we're dancing, isn't it funny". It's stuff like that. I hate it. I HATE IT.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Oh...
I say the "ha ha we're dancing" thing. Does that mean i'm not original and funny?

And if i'm not original and funny...that makes me...unoriginal and unfunny...

*world crumbles*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

you're an accountant, it's fine.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Next time someone does that stepping-to-the-side dance
Drop your shoulder and plow onwards. You won't get smart-arsed comments then.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:50, Reply)

haha I can't plow, I'm only little!
I once ran into someone in our school hall because I turned back to shout something over my shoulder and didn't see him. I bounced right off him and skidded back a couple of feet on my arse.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)