That's all very lovely and that.
But getting 2 complimentary poppadoms when you've only order a curry for one is ever better.

Especially when they throw the pickles in with them too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Poppadoms just seem a waste to me
They taste like paper
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Paper
covered in lime pickle, coconut, mango and onion.

Lovely.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I'd still rather have a nice Naan anyday

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Pensioner Fucker.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Meh, makes it easier
I threaten to break their hips if they don't put out, and they can't remember my name afterwards anyway. They'll name half the planet before they remember my name!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Brilliant.
I hadn't fully considered those advantages.

I suppose the other bonus, is that if your performance is sub-standard, they'll not remember that either.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:12, Reply)

That helps

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)

They're the best bit.
There was this place not to far from me, that delivered to my mums but not mine, that did like 8 different dips and condiments, but we lost the menu and don't know the name of the place, it was the best indian I've ever had. I'm reduced these days to ones with just Mango, Onion Salad, Lime Pickle (no thanks) and Yoghurt Stuff.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)