You know that icing you get on carrot cake.....
... well, that's well nice.

Blah blah blah, new thread, what do you find nice?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:35, 108 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Cider is nice.
But I agree that the icing you get on carrot cake is nice too.

But I like cider more.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

it's all about time and place
sometimes cider is better, sometimes you really really want carrot cake icing. About now I'd go for the icing, I drank a lot of neat brandy at the weekend
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)

reading

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Slough is better.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)

It fucking isn't.
Maidenhead, maybe.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Roast lamb, cider, oral sex, motorbikes, cats, sleep, good books, making money, horse racing.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)

oral sex
more qotw lies
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I didnt say I got any - just that I think it's nice.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Yes, I find that nice, even though I have an aversion to cream cheese
I like smoking, nice comfort food, and hugs.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Pies are nice.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)

You don't look like you've ever eaten a pie in your life!

(berk, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Steak and Kidney all the way
No Kidney, No thank you!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Beef and stilton.
With some cheese croquettes.

/last night's dinner blog
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I wish I liked stilton, I really do
But I just can't stand the stuff. The flavour is magnificent, but the taste is vile. (if that makes any sense)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Now I really really want stilton
or danish blue. YUM
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Currently, chocolate oranges
probably shouldn't but I do. Damn them for being on offer at my local shop! Also good music, decent books, cider and almost every form of cake, chocolate and cheese. That's probably enough to be getting on with.
(berk, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Can you still get the plain chocolate orange?
I can only get them at Christmas, which is wrong.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I think so
they have them in the big tesco near me. I prefer the normal ones though, even though the actual chocolate content of them is probably something ridiculous like 5%
(berk, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)

At Christmas, you get those 'mini chocolate oranges' in the tubs.
Why haven't they ever introduced the crispy one as a full size bar? It's lovely.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)

i don't like carrot cake
vegetables do not belong in cakes.

few things cheer me up more than an icy cold freshly opened diet coke with cherry. i am a very cheap date.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

You use grain to make flour.
Sugar beet to make sugar.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)

since when did you serve sugar beet or grains
with a roast chicken and gravy? those are not real vegetables.

please fuck off and come back when if you ever have anything useful to contribute, there's a good chomp.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)

You'll come crawling back when you've got an IT question.
CRAWLING BACK
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)

sorry were you talking in your sleep there?
or just IN YOUR DREAMS?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Miss "I use a calculator to add up cells in excel"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)

the fact that you even see a reference to excel as a comeback
says more about you than me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Obviously not, look Gonz is lolling at you
LOLLING AT YOU
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)

i don't know why you think this helps your case
gonz, he is clearly implying that you LOLLING is some kind of putdown. are you going to stand for this?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I don't like the implementation that I'm a 14 year old autistic boy who can't appreciate a sense of humour =(
Dispite the very autistic looking list I just did =/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)

bored of insulting you now, I've moved on to BGB

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)

oh lol.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I had a ginger cake the other day, but with a couple of extra bits
Cinnamon, Orange peel and Courgette. The courgette made it fantastically moist, was ace!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)

My ex-wife liked diet cherry coke.
She turned into a grade A mentalist.

Just warning you, like.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I just had tapas at my mate's bar down the road
That was more than nice.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Ok, here we go.
Walking through the park in the auterm or when it's snowing, esspesh if you're walking along a path with tall trees on eaither side and it's like being indoors when you're outdoors. Or maybe when you're walking down there and there is a big country mansion at the end of the path, and you come up with stories about how Henry the 8th lived there and made people fight. And when you're walking along the park and someone walks past with a dog and you say 'how do?' and they say the same thing back. Or when they've got a kid on a bike going "weeeeee". And seeing someone you fancy for the first time and although you'll never do anything about it, you're just pleased with wondering about ifs and buts. I like getting cheques for eaither hard work that I've done or unexpected out of the blue. I like it when you are on a plane with BA and they don't charge for drinks and stuff, and although it's all free, you order what the person next to you has so you can give it to them. I like good films about dogs, or holigoons, or hoodies. I like it when you order a take away and they've got it all perfect; the crispy beef is crunchy rather than chewie and although you forgot to ask for no fresh chilli, they remembered from last time. I like it when you walk down the road and you see someone you know and you say 'hi' and they say 'hi' back and that's that. I like it when you go around the corner to a loved one's house as you're visiting and you think "Oh god, I hope they're not out" as you haven't rang them up, but they're in, and just to top things, the kettle has just boiled. I like it in Hollyoaks when the good stories come to the start or end. I like it when tablets all kick in and everything is good with the world once again. I like it when your friend comes round and you're knackered so you fall asleep on the couch, but when you wake up they're perfectly fine just watching telly and leaving you to it, and don't think anything more about it, 'cus they know you get tired. I like it when you get new clothes because you want some new clothes rather than because you have to because you don't have anything clean or suitable to the occasion. I like it when you find a new album or artist that you really like, or are reminded of an old one you haven't listened to in years (have you heard that 'lisa loeb' song 'stay' ? I like that one). I like it when you have to do something horrible and horrific to you, but then once it's started it isn't so bad, and when it finished it's no big deal. I like lots of things.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Oh, and fireworks.
I like fireworks too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Guy Fawkes night
is one of my favourite nights of the year. They have an awesome display at a village near me, lods of fireworks, the biggest bonfire you've ever seen and a fairground nearby with toffee apples and candyfloss and stuff.

I look forward to it every year.
( Kroney, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Also it's an excuse to wear
ALL your jumpers at once.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)

That's all very lovely and that.
But getting 2 complimentary poppadoms when you've only order a curry for one is ever better.

Especially when they throw the pickles in with them too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Poppadoms just seem a waste to me
They taste like paper
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Paper
covered in lime pickle, coconut, mango and onion.

Lovely.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I'd still rather have a nice Naan anyday

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Pensioner Fucker.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Meh, makes it easier
I threaten to break their hips if they don't put out, and they can't remember my name afterwards anyway. They'll name half the planet before they remember my name!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Brilliant.
I hadn't fully considered those advantages.

I suppose the other bonus, is that if your performance is sub-standard, they'll not remember that either.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:12, Reply)

That helps

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)

They're the best bit.
There was this place not to far from me, that delivered to my mums but not mine, that did like 8 different dips and condiments, but we lost the menu and don't know the name of the place, it was the best indian I've ever had. I'm reduced these days to ones with just Mango, Onion Salad, Lime Pickle (no thanks) and Yoghurt Stuff.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)

A good pint of ale, preferably Bombardier or Courage Best
My Mum's Bannoffe pie (she used to put chunks of Mars Bar in it, nom nom nom)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Those thin rectangle biscuits are Nice

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Malted Milks?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

No, it's just the way I walk

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)

waaawaaaawaaa
/trombone noise
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I had roast belly pork last night
with roast potatoes and pointed cabbage

it was lovely. The crackling was awesome.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I did Weeping Lamb last night
That was lovely, and based on the rule that whoever cooks, doesn't clean the kitchen afterwards, I've had my oven cleaned by my mother who I cooked for.

WIN.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Did she put out afterwards?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Nah, she was knackered
And she reeked of Mr Sheen. I'm strictly a 'Cif' man these days.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Charlie or Martin?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Emilio Estevez

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I never quite understood why he didn't follow their lead...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Weeping lamb?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:10, Reply)

It's the slang for raping a welsh woman

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Yeah, you cook the lamb directly on a shelf in the oven
Letting the juice drip onto the spuds/veg you are cooking on a lower shelf.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)

ah ok
that was in one of the belly pork recipes I looked at.

I can never remember the best way to get good crackling. Jamie Oliver knows his stuff in that respect.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Apply plenty of rock salt before you start cooking it.
It'll be lovely and crispy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)

singing is nice
i love singing
also, driving, swimming, sunny days, music, fancy cupcakes, beer, babies, walking barefoot in the grass, boys with glasses and receding hairlines that aren't gay, etc etc
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Glasses and receding hairlines you say?
*winks*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I SAID NO GAYS

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Well, at least it's not my face that's put you off this time.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:12, Reply)

everyone has a face

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I read that as walking barefoot in the glass and for a moment I thought WOW! Kristine is well ard.

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:09, Reply)

i yam

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Barefoot is the way to go
I only wear shoes in the summer when I have to.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I'VE BEEN BUSY.
VERY BUSY.
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:08, Reply)

SRS BSNS?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:08, Reply)

VERY!
Now I'm not busy any more. Yay!
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:09, Reply)

I would be busy, except my cunting network drive is broken so I can't actually do any work.
Woe is me.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)

NO NO NO NO NO.
Nobody is allowed to do SRS BZNS, unless I'm involved, that's my thing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)

But look, Gonz, you ARE involved! See?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Circus in town?
/not sure exactly where I'm going with this insult, either you sleep with all the carnies or you work for the circus.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:10, Reply)

"Chance would be a fine thing" in 5, 4, 3, 2...

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Bearded Lady?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Strong man

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)

The amazing spinsterwomen.
Unwanted by all mankind. Marvel at her lack of pulling power.

Blah blah blah.
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Spinster Women, Spinster Women, does what ever, a spinster can.
Does she have a cat ? yes she does.
Is she watching the same eppisode of eastenders twice? Yes she is.
Is she eating tuna out the can? Yup again.... 'cus she is..... the spinster women.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

: )
I'm going to be singing that all day now.
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

On the upside...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

The ability to fart in bed with impunity should not be underestimated.

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I'm just not sure why you appear to have a trumpet under the duvet...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Hello boys...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)

yeah right
like you lot wouldn't all rush to bonk her!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

+on the head, then give her to Rapey

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I'd expect her to shave first.
Then again.
Then again.
Then use some hair removal cream
then I would buy her dinner.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Let's have a competition. I'll strikethrough Chompy's post, and everyone gets to reply with what should fill in the blanks
buy her dinner
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Let's have a competition
Who can call vipros a smug cunt quickest?

you're a smug cunt.

I win.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)

I was giving people the opportunity to suggest nice things!
but you just jump in assuming the worst in your habitual style.

and on my birthday as well. What a bastard, eh readers?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

That's so very convincing.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I almost convinced myself

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Have a wank, then give her a monkeyface

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)

cry when she got up to go to the loo and then I asked the waitress if she was ok and the waitress said she had left

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Bummer
but holiday soon, right?
(berk, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Wednesday!

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)

why is everyone intent on making me hungry!
want cake

and pie. deliver now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

like these cakes?
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post819926
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

wow, they are pretty

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)

mine looked like this
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs540.snc3/30590_10150203862520354_674990353_12837862_3021705_n.jpg
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)

They look shit and dull and I hate him.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)

:D
that made me smile and think fondly of you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:35, Reply)

NOM

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:37, Reply)