There is obviously nothing wrong with going on holiday to unusual places
but these trips are only life-changing/eye-opening/different world etc if you are an ignorant, patronising white person with the emotional development of a teenager.

Just saying.
( WormuIus, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:46, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

plus no one's holiday snaps are interesting.
No one's.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Unless there are pretty ladies in bikinis
But even then, the Internet ruined that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:51, Reply)

so true
went to my brother's place for dinner with the mrs and my other brother.

first brother shows us a select few pics from Canada. Quite nice. Photos of bears are good.

Next brother shows us every fucking photo from Turkey when everyone there had been there earlier that year.

I fucking hate holiday photos
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I put my photos of Venice on Facebook more for my own records than for anyone to see
but loads of my friends commented on them all. I don't know why you would voluntarily look at someone's holiday photos. I know perhaps Venice is slightly more interesting than generic beach holiday, but still. I would only show my friends pictures of a holiday if it was, say, a bear biting someone's face off.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:53, Reply)

If I go on holiday
I only put a couple of select pictures up, usually pics of me falling in a rock pool or being assaulted by a parrot.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Nobody from QoTW would have photos I'd be interested in
If I wanted to watch whales looking stupid outside their natural habitat I'd go to an aquarium.

Actually, Cetaceans are quite clever.
( WormuIus, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I'm changing this to
If I wanted to watch spastics not know what to do with themselves in front of a camera, I'd take a camcorder to a disabled am-dram production.
( WormuIus, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Have you seen bert's MS paint facilitated mental breakdown?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:57, Reply)

No, but I would like to.

( WormuIus, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:58, Reply)

a lot of it is NSFW
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post818764
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I was quite impressed
these ones have just enough spite and humour, I'm reminded of 'the cock of ignorance'
www.b3tards.com/u/e908521f1c6e8c370697/psychorapeychomp.jpg
www.b3tards.com/u/e908521f1c6e8c370697/jizzbox.jpg
( WormuIus, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I think my one is not too bad,
I think beckys is too harsh, but then he is a mental.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:06, Reply)

He used to be a bit funny
Then he went all spastic frothing nutbar.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:08, Reply)

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:08, Reply)

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:09, Reply)

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:09, Reply)

I put it to you that Bert stole my hate.
He is half the troll that I am.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:09, Reply)

It's one of the bad guys from Point Break
"YOU LET HIM GO UTAH!"

No I didn't...


"Yes you did"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:13, Reply)

I think it's a bit creepy that he would trawl through facebook looking at profile pictures in order to photoshop them.
It's all a bit stalkerish, and I'm a bit "=/" that he might turn up at something in the b3ta calendar and, well, be a bit of a prick.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I noticed an OkCupid tag on one of them
which is even more stalkerish.
( WormuIus, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Oh, I didn't click on them, I don't think it's funny to photoshop someone and put words like "COCKFUCK MEGA THUNDER CUNT" or words to that extent.
It's dull, combining a few swear-words (and maybe adding animals), shows no imagination what so ever, anyone can do that without even thinking. And then, using personal information he's found out by stalking people, is also creepy, and not very imaginative eaither.

Your flounce, you just called things how you saw it, yeah', sure, I thought it was wrong when you used personal information people have intrusted you with, but at least there was some whit to it rather than "LOL U SHIT URSELF LOL".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Look....
Elephant shit fuck
Thunder cunt dafidol
Banana Poo Pug

.... dull city.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:20, Reply)

'I thought it was wrong when you used personal information people have intrusted you with'
I don't think I did that.
( WormuIus, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:25, Reply)

You did a little bit, but what's done is done, it was over with yonks ago, no point in bringing it up (even though I did; I didn't mean too; just now).
Wasn't in regards to me and everyone involved is cool with each other, more or less.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:28, Reply)

If you're referring to the comments about Sexface,
that wasn't something told in confidence to me, that was something that happened to me. It's really up to me if I chose to share it.
( WormuIus, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:32, Reply)

That's why I choose to put my most 'embarrasing' photos up on here
They're good for a laugh, and it's a bit difficult for anyone to try to use them against me.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:16, Reply)

it's not as interesting as it sounds
and it doesn't sound particularly interesting.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Are you referring to the turd on the toilet seat?
When he first posted it I didn't find it funny. But for some reason the more it appeared over the site the funnier I found it.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:00, Reply)

"There I was, on my gap-year, where I searched the world finding myself....
... I went to Thailand and I saw this waterfall, and I just sat there and cried. It was a beutiful metaphore of my life, the rush of water falling into the lake. It's like we all travel through life, a complete journey, and then we come to the end of it.

Let me tell you a back-story, there was a girl, there is always a girl, and needless to say, I was head over heals in love with her. She was stunning and funny and perfect in every and any way possible. I saw her on the train, but didn't have the guts to strike up a conversation, and now that moment is lost.

Fast foward 5 years later, and I'm in Thailand, by a waterfall. There were people playing by it, loads of students, and it was like time stopped, I could see every single drop of water, I could see each and every leaf blowing in the wind, I could make out every single bubble in every single bottle of beer in the bar set up by the pool of water. You see, I thought I saw this girl again, I thought god himself was giving me a second chance. It's ironic you see, while trying to find myself, I found my true love. I walked up to her, and I said "Do you remember that time you got on the picadilly line, going south from Arnos Grove at 17:35? Well, that was me on that train. My love, I've found you.", she told me she's never been to england in her spannish accent, that I must be mistaken. A man came up to us and put his arm around her, I was to late, it wasn't even her, however, for that one buetiful moment when I thought it was, I think I found not only myself, but happiness too. It's given me hope, a hope I've never had before, and I know in some small way, everything will be alright."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:08, Reply)

you'll be saddened to hear
I couldn't find peach Yop anywhere yesterday and I tried a whole two shops! On the plus side Morrissons had a two for one deal on and I got to watch Toy Story 3.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Saddest of Sad Times, they do non-yop peach yoghurt drink 'round my way, it's nice, but it ain't no Yop.
I saw that on saturday, mate downloaded a whicked copy, proper HD stuff, I missed 15 minutes of it toward the end 'cus a call came through that I couldn't miss =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:15, Reply)

you have to watch it all the way through
they have a Toy Story mount doom sequence!!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:22, Reply)