My poo smelled of perm lotion when I was sick last week
I was terrified.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:26, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That's...odd...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I know.
It didn't smell of poo at all.
Just pure chemical :/
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)

If it bleaches the loo at the same time
I think you've discovered the future.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I thought about spreading it on my hair for the 80s look

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:38, Reply)

You're sick

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:40, Reply)

' e sick poo
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)

That too
Look, I'm not into scat, alright?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

not
to + a
s +'s bumhole right now.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Working that out hurt my brain
Poor cat though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)

I did a LOLAGE

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)

neither am I
I do not view the substance I excreted on that lonely terryifying night as poo.
It was ammonium thioglycolate, and I'll not hear a word against me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:47, Reply)

When bleaching your ringpiece
Don't take the fluid in as an enema.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Eeeeh, imagine getting your ringpiece bleached

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I once had a poo in a loo that my mum had just bleached.
(It was an emergency, alright?).
I had a Neptune's Kiss, right on the ring, and it fucking stung for ages after.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Ha!
We're not allowed to use my mum's toilet until the bleach has sat for an hour. She has OCD.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I remember vividly that smell.
I used to pin curl my grandma's hair every now and then.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Mum used to do my great grandma's
With those papers that look like Rizzlas.
And all the women would put their engagement rings in the glass bowl with the lotion to bring up the stones.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Her hair was like wire so it never used to take very well.
My mum reckons I'm going to turn into my paternal grandma. I can't wait to flash my knickers at the priest.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Grandma was dead sweet
But she said false teeth, earrings, rouge and ESPECIALLY lipstick were all for vanity.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:44, Reply)

My grandma looked like an old bulldyke.
But in skirts that were too short, hence the knicker flashing.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:58, Reply)

totally read that as sperm

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)

anal creampie lolz

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:33, Reply)

*giggles*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:38, Reply)

I thought 'well that's odd'
:/
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Don't tell me you've never had a poo that smells like jizz
We all know you're that sort of girl.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)

What's 'jizz lotion' though???

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)

It's when you jizz in a bottle of hair conditioner
and then you have to wait for your erection to go down so you can get your cock out of the bottle.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)

I'm fairly certain I've never had jizz in my bum

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)

But.. but you're American!
Texts From Last Night has led me to believe you all like it up the bum.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:53, Reply)

American girls give blow jobs more often
because they are all good christian girls who don't want to lose their virginities. This is also the reason they like bum sex as they think it doesn't count.

FACT!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Bumsex totally doesn't count
You don't have a bum hymen, do you?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:58, Reply)

I believe the agreement is that 'sex is sex' anal sex, oral sex, vaginal sex, it's still considered sex

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Do you also believe that 'a job is a job'?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:03, Reply)

and what is your view on spades and what you call them?
(Disclaimer: Vipros is aware that "spade" can be used in a racist fashion. In this instance the spade to which he refers is the tool similar to a shovel)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Implementist!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:07, Reply)

stop trying to trick me with your questions

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:15, Reply)

how many blow jobs have you had from american girls, sir?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Loads and loads in my Honda Accord.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)

American girls do love Accords. I hope it's tricked out.,

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I haven't had any
But I did get groped from a largish American lady. I was scared.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Also a very gay american doorman gave me a hug in San Francisco
Which as we all know is tantamount to bum sex.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I hope you were wearing your extra thick jeans
A randy American gay has been known to penetrate two pairs of poor quality Matalan jeans with their engorged homopenis.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:11, Reply)