Secondary foolishness was thinking you lived in Cambridge
but it's oxford isn't it?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:47, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Oxford it is indeed
and currently in Ireland visiting family
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Lets pretend this whole sorry mess never happened.
/but it's a shame you don't live in Cambridge I could have tried to set you up with my mate there.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

This is ripe
for 'that's what she said.'

/But Oxford is so much better than Cambridge
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:54, Reply)

DELURKS
LIES! I've been to both, I should know.

Chompy - the venue you'll be after is called Talk Of The Town. Let me know if I can assist you further.
( djtrialprice, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Oxford is obviously better in every way
it's even prettier for a start
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I will concede you have better bands
I love Ute and The Winchell Riots (I'm going to see Ute in Camden on Thursday if anyone fancies meeting up).

But everything else is a hands down victory to Cambridge and its supreme awesomeness. Any words to the contrary will constitute an immediate cessation of our friendship.
( djtrialprice, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

I will concede you won the boatrace
and possibly that Cambridge itself is rather nice.

But the incidence of mutation in the general population once you step outside the city itself is unacceptably high.

/sits in broken shards of friendship
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

that's hardly the fault of Cambridge
that it sits amid the webbed fingered masses of the fens. You just need to close your eyes and hold your breath as you plow through the locals staring and pointing: "Look uncle and grandad jacob, it's one o dem moving metal boxes".

I suppose we can salvage our friendship. I'm still waiting for the right moment to suggest to Roota inviting you in to join our new sex cult. I should probably tell her about the cult itself first.
( djtrialprice, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)

But I still insist that Oxford is prettier
and better regarded. As well as the fact that our locals have only a 10% higher average of mutation than the general population, as compared to 50%

I think you might have told Roota that accidentally. Quick, edit 'sex cult' to 'chess club'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I think perhaps I wanted to get caught
I feel so free now
( djtrialprice, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:36, Reply)

you may feel free
you may also be nursing some bruises soon
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Do tell me about this cult of yours
:|
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)

erm
I go to Kings Cross and pay slaggy women money for sex. Then claim the tax back on it via a flimsy religious pretext.

Love you honey xx
( djtrialprice, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Why haven't you paid me yet?
Love you as well, you little fucker ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:42, Reply)

you're the first girl I met there
who didn't ask for any
( djtrialprice, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:44, Reply)

She just stole it from you

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Sssh!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:54, Reply)

when you say 'mate'
you're just going to wear a fake moustache aren't you?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Nope he's a post graduate soon to be fellow at oxford
26 a rower, one of the smartest people you'll ever meet and genuinely a nice guy.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)

pass him on please
rowers are hot
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I'll set something up for the boat race next year.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I'm holding you to that haha
though that does remind me I'm going to have to do some fierce exercise in the next two months, if I want to get back into rowing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)

oh ok, because you put some more random detail in
I'll believe you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)