On the train back from Edinurgh
I got talking to the guy opposite me, about motorbikes and stuff. He asked for my number as he got off, so I could "come have a ride on the back of his bike sometime" Tempting, but I told him I had a boyfriend cos he was NOT fit.

In the ice cream parlour I used to work in, four lads once came in, all ordered the same thing and the the last one went "oh, and can I have your number as well?"
He took me by surprise and I laughed in his face without thinking. "HA! no." Poor lad.
His mates came in later without him and told me he'd gone home early. Oops.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:13, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You left that event thing you made open
I was going to hilariously give a rubbish excuse why I couldn't come but I got distracted.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:15, Reply)

I know.
Cos I always forget someone.

It wasn't funny the first time you did it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I found it funny and lets face it, I have a better sense of humour than some.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:18, Reply)

No.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Has the couple of weeks of good will from your MP3 player run out already?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:22, Reply)

It broke again.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Have you fixed it?
Gaz me what's wrong and I'll see if I can help after work.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:24, Reply)

No.
The fucking thing won't turn on at all now. I've given up.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Quiter.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)

+e


I've given up.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Here, you dropped this
*Hands over a 't'*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Quite a what?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:39, Reply)

You don't want me to answer that.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:40, Reply)

You're quite a tall order for such a short fry
Toots
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:40, Reply)

If I'd just posted about 'Edinurgh'
I think I'd keep my trap shut, personally.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:41, Reply)

it was 'urgh'
Cos it rained all day. And I had to see my cousins.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:43, Reply)

That's more original than your usual "i can spel I gust cant tipe"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I thought it was an excellent save, personally.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:52, Reply)

When I was 14
I was sat in my parents car in a shopping centre car park. Two girls my age walk by, stop, then come back.
One asked "Will you snog my mate?". She wasn't that good looking, so I said no, and that I had a girlfriend.
They then said "No you don't", and walked away,
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Haha! Aww, bless.
This guy bought it though, so I was alright.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:21, Reply)

You should have said
"you're right, I don't, I just don't want to snog your minging mate".

Benefits of hindsight.
( Kroney, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:22, Reply)

...and then punched her in the fucking tits.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Now I wish I'd done that

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:30, Reply)

There is very, very little
that a good punch in the fucking tits won't solve.
( Kroney, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Benefits of hindsight indeed!
I was more taken aback that they knew I didn't have a girlfriend.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:30, Reply)