No, the worst that could happen is this:
You ask the girl for her number. She mishears you, and thinks that you want to bum her (might be true, but still).
She shrieks and shouts "Get away from me you paedo!", and twats you with her handbag.
Confused, you then notice that the girl's clearly carrying her homework and a copy of Bunty. Shocked, you mumble that you didn't mean that, but it's too late.
By this time other people in the street are turning to look, the girl's pointing at you and shouting "Paedo! He tried to grab me!".
You just manage to catch sight of a massive guy charging towards you, before your vision goes black. You are still very much aware that you're being stamped on by at least ten people, but despite the excruciating pain you are definitely aware of the exact moments both your testicles burst.
You come to in a hospital A&E ward, with two Policemen looking very angrily at you. A nurse comes over, disgust in her eyes, but she knows she has a job to do. The pain you're in intensifies as she slowly applies a catheter to the mess that remains of your groin.
You hear your parents voice down the corridor, and a spark of hope ignites in your mind.
Then you hear your mum choking back tears, and your Dad say "We don't know him, he's not our son."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:29, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

clicked on that

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Woo!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)

If I had a fiver for every time that's happened to me ...

(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:32, Reply)

How many spare groins do you have??

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Next time we're alone I'll show you.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Just a rough estimate will be fine, thanks.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Oh he'll give you a rough estimate

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Yeah baby
She likes it that way. Precision upsets her. She likes it rounded up or down.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:38, Reply)

I prefer it rounded down than up.
That way you're pleasantly surprised rather than slightly disappointed.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:40, Reply)

What would you consider a disappointment then?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:41, Reply)

What context are we talking here?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Size of penis

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)

What a suprise.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:45, Reply)

It's like I summoned you

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Just pointing out that a lot of what you say could come across as creepy to an impartial viewer.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Haha touche!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:54, Reply)

+d your knee

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Of course.
Erm, I'm not too fussed to be honest. I prefer average, or slightly smaller due to my own anatomy. Just not hilariously small.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I was more seeing if you'd pick something way over average
In order to upset some folk.
I saw a program on telly once about a guy who had a micropenis. It was pretty much just a bellend, and not a big one at that. Poor bastard.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:48, Reply)

bastard Vipros.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I've never had any complaints.
not from women anyway
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:01, Reply)

A mate of mine's dad
had a 2" willy. He would, when pissed, offer to get it out and show you. Particularly at his son's house parties. Strange family...
(berk, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Not just strange
Creepy and possibly illegal!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)

He did ask first, he never just flopped out
although to be honest it would have been more of a 'reveal' than a 'flop'.

I don't know why I'm defending it, to be honest, it was pretty strange...
(berk, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Oh I couldn't possibly do that.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:37, Reply)

POTyear

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:32, Reply)

From you, that's a massive compliment, thanks!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)

*blushes*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Yes
that would be a a reasonable excuse.
( Kroney, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)