You get to dig poo out of a babys bottom

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:03, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

ew
too early Al. Too early.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:06, Reply)

I am actually astonished at how my happiness now depends on someone's bowel movements.
Not quite at scat level yet though.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:11, Reply)

when you find yourself writing about it in your facebook status
back...away...from...the PC
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:15, Reply)

"She did two poos today and one of them was really runny!!!111!!!eleventyone!! lol Good girl!!"

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:17, Reply)

You've been on mumsnet haven't you.
Have you been unreasonable by having sex while the baby is in the room?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Good lord, I don't have to have sex for at least another two months!

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:22, Reply)

I'm sure Catface is glad to know you keep a close eye on his movements.
How is the little fuzzy one? And how is the baby?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Both are full of shit.
I love them anyway.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Awwwww

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Worryingly, I have become really fucking hormonally pathetic since giving birth.
I do not like this weak, placid state. I watch the news and it's horrible and people are mean or dying or both and I feel an overwhelming urge to protect my child from the awful world. I want my cynicism back.

Alternatively, I would like a news channel devoted entirely to penguins. Happy news. Headlines like "today, a penguin was rescued by a puppy" - and then there'd be a montage of penguins and puppies and Jon Snow smiling happily at the camera. I could raise a child in that world.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:21, Reply)