The only downside of having her round to your house is that it's a bit full on
in my opinion anyway. I wouldn't go round to a bloke's house for the first date because I'd immediately be thinking "how am I going to leave politely if it doesn't go well" whereas in a restaurant there are other people and other things going on. Plus you might be a rapist. Or she might be one of them aliens from Mars Attacks and she'll bite your finger off and spit it in the fish tank.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:32, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I was thinking the same thing
especially the Mars Attacks bit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Yeah', exactly, totally agree.
Plus also she doesn't really know me that well, and visa-versa, and I'm very concous about not pressurising anyone into anything.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:33, Reply)

or a mega hot zombie like in zombieland
can you become a zombie by shagging a zombie or only if bitten?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:34, Reply)

if Braindead is anything to go by
then two zombies shagging will quickly produce a zombie baby

so I can only imagine that a normal man shagging a woman will produce a half-zombie child. I'm assuming that this would have the normal properties of a zombie but retain the intelligence of a person. Not a good thing.

Gonz: don't shag the zombie girl
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:36, Reply)

At least wear a condom.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:39, Reply)

This happens in the remake of Dawn of the Dead I think
she has a half zombie baby. All I'm saying is if there is ever a zombie apocalypse I'm still going to want to hump something.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:41, Reply)