probably the only date I've been on
went to meet a girl from the uni surf club at a pub for a few drinks. I got unbelievably stoned beforehand (seemed like a good idea at the time) and when I met her at the pub she'd randomly bumped into an old school friend and decided to bring her along so they could catch up.

The school friend was a fairly enthusiastic lesbian (her partner was called Fire, she seemed to very much enjoy telling me, repeatedly) and was also incredibly hot.

In a stoned stupor I sipped a pint while listening and watching the two girls having a conversation and daydreaming about them suggesting a threesome. Unfortunately that didn't happen and we all went our separate ways after an hour or so.

Never saw the girl again, which is a shame as she had possibly the nicest smile I've ever seen and was otherwise pretty hot and a good laugh.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:05, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

she had her muff licked by a lady that night I reckon

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I don't reckon so
the lesbian was well into her partner
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:17, Reply)

They had a threesome

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:18, Reply)

I'd have liked to have seen that
but I don't think so. Partly because "Fire" wasn't in the city at the time
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Keep your facts out of this
You're ruining a perfectly good fantasy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)

you're not allowed to have that fantasy
because it detracts from my fantasy of having a threesome with them
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:23, Reply)

But I'm bored of porn
And you've just made my fantasy naughtier, by not allowing me to have it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:25, Reply)

In mine and Labs fantasy
you were told by them to go and wait in the bathroom of the hotel room. So you sat there alone on the toilet for about two hours and when they were finished they left without telling you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:26, Reply)

This is perfect.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:27, Reply)

it wasn't perfect WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY HAPPENING!
*sobs*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:30, Reply)

but they had a delightful
soap handwash
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:32, Reply)

He stole the shower cap too
he uses it to keep his beard dry.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:50, Reply)

will you stop spoiling my sexy day dream!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)