Lord...
Worst first: I realised that I'd had beer goggles on when I'd given him my number.
He was an acquaintance of an acquaintance and we'd all had a nice chat in the pub and I'd given him my number. We went on a 'date', he had a well broken nose - definitely from fighting - and a 'Shameless' accent. He went on all night about massive drugs, his criminal family members and how much he wanted to 'come home with me'. So I took him to our local rock club, danced all over the place, and fled very quickly from the taxi like Pepe le Pew's cat friend.

Best first (technically second): I was dressed as St. Jude, he was Cory from Slipknot and I knew already that he was my boyfriend and we were going to have a boss adventure together.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:07, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

awww

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:11, Reply)

massive awwwww

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Good job he wasn't dressed
As the bassist from Slipknot.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Slipknot are the only 'metal' band I have left on my ipod.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:14, Reply)

you are a spastic
metal is the business
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I loved it growing up
then started playing the drums at 16 and found all this new music I didn't know existed and all the bands I've been in have led me more down the electronica route really. I will still listen to metal but just don't love it anymore.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:22, Reply)

It's not like vampires where if you kill the head vampire
all the other ones die too
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Vampires don't act like that anyway
That's more attributed to werewolves.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:17, Reply)

oooh sorry
FANBOY LOSER.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Ignoramus

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:21, Reply)

I'm going to tell Clendrix you said mean things about her
she's gonna hunt you down and cause you pain.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Why would you say lies in order to hurt me?
Oh, I get it, you just want to hurt me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Yep
I'm looking forward to making you scared over the next few days while Clenders is away.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:31, Reply)

You've just ruined it

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Really?
I thought it was aliens of the bodysnatcher variety.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:22, Reply)

he's the dead one?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Bingo

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)

That makes no sense
I went as St Jude. He's WELL dead, dude.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Awww man, I was totally on your second date!
I probably shouldn't have hit on your boyfriend should I.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)

You could redeem yourself by not taking the Rohypnol along tonight

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:22, Reply)

But he doesn't like me unless he's had his special drink

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:26, Reply)

He does
He's just a little more 'friendly' when he's had soem of your roofies or Jesus Juice or whatever it is you ply him with to make him call out your name in his disturbed dreams.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:29, Reply)

I'm going to lure him into the toilets.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Please wear a condom
We're trying for a baby
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)