There I was at the Rap Olympics, having just made the semi finals of the rap world cup last week.
I was up against my mortal enemy, "Bobby B Bob", we were facing each other, he won the coin toss and chose to go first. He dissed my gran and my George shirt, I didn't know what to do, I don't really know this guy _that_ well, so I talked smack about his family and friends. It went to Round Three (it works like Street Fighter, apparently), and it was almost a draw, but I won. While I was going through to the semis and finals, I saw him pulling the girl of my dreams, I bought her along as a first date, so she could see me in my natural element; the battle fields of the rap olympics. I was like "Dayum dawg, that's my gurl dawg, get off my gurl dawg", and he goes "Daaaaym dawg, I didn't know this was your girl dawg, sorry Rabbit, my bad".

I ended up winning the rap olympics, but I lost the date.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:32, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

i am interested in the rights to this story
to make a film

It is both happy and tragic
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)