I don't know as I'm adopted and not counting the baby stealers who got me as family
so I win by default. Although if I did count the baby stealers my 'dad' is pretty wicked. Talks to himself, tells the same jokes relentlessly, looks enough like Sean Connery to get mistaken for him in airports and has generally stuck by me through all my monumental fuck ups (andthere have been lots) and is still doing it today. I will never say it to him but he is pretty awesome.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:20, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Interesting
Bert never knew his real dad either.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:21, Reply)

oh God not this again.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Stop gazzing me with stupid questions Bert.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I don't really mind the Chompy thing but Bert I take exception too
he was a cunt and I might be a dick but I;m not a cunt!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)

You used two exclamation marks.


Cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)

and you're talking nonsense
double cunt
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:37, Reply)

shut up, bert

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Go Kristine! Go Kristine! Go! Go! Go Kristine!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

he can't be bert, he doesn't have the clout

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I wouldn't want to be that little cunt especially if he is someone you like

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)

SOMEONE LIKE ME?!
Someone that is super fucking awesome?
Yeah, you definitely wouldn't be like that.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:05, Reply)

prosecution rests

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:09, Reply)

I love Sean Connery
Would you introduce me to your dad?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)

yeah if you like Ill find a pic of him on his company website now.
how do I put a picture in here?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

you have to upload it to b3tards
It's probably easier to just link us to the website.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)

us? what is this us you speak of.

bad pic really he is squinting
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

It's probably not a good idea to put a link
to the company website of a family member on b3ta.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Well
Nobody here is going to stalk him or anything.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

No but you don't want somone searching for him and finding this place
and more the the point, this is the internet and it's full of cunts, you shouldn't be posting links to personal stuff unless your absolutely sure you don't mind anyone in the world looking at it. And that goes double for stuff about someone else who doesn't even know you're posting it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I was being ironic
Buu
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

True, that did cross my mind
you're probably right.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Good shout.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

He does look like him
Pitty I'm getting married...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

and he is 60 ish!!!
but in really good shape runs half marathons and stuff. cant believe I'm pimping out my dad.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Yeah, I can't believe it either
Are you on commission or something?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I just get his cast offs.
gross gross gross
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:50, Reply)

60ish is hot sometimes

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)

fuck off bert

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:54, Reply)

BERT DOESN'T FUCK AROUND WHEN TALKING ABOUT FUCKING
It's srs bzns
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)

sssh now

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I have no idea how to put pictures here
You'll have to ask the clever ones.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

you have to get an account with www.b3tards.com
then save the picture to your PC and upload it to www.b3tards.com, then copy the link that b3tards gives you into your post. Jobsagoodun.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)

ta

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Thank you!

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)