It does farts
And when I try not to fart, my stomach does singing instead, and that sounds like long squeaky farts anyway so I may as well just fart.

I've got IBS, apparently, but I'm holding out for the helicobacter pylori results cos that sounds better.
Either way, I take anti-spasmodic tablets (yes, I have to regularly anti-spaz myself but when you gotta go, you gotta go.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:40, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Everyone seems to be getting IBS now,
it's so passe
(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:42, Reply)

IBS?
How 2008.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:43, Reply)

You can have mine for free.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:44, Reply)

You can't give it away.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I'll deliver it for free too.
You're not far away.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:48, Reply)

It's the new 'dyslexia'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:44, Reply)

It's the new 'dislekcseah'

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:45, Reply)

They just use it when they can't explain the shit that's going down with your shit
But I've had ENOUGH, I tell thee.
I've had blood tests. I want a proper illness, god damn it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Maybe it's something new that's previously unknown to science?
They might even name it after you?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I'm sorry it's bad news, you've got the rootas

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I'm going to give you something for your stomach.
It will calm down, calm down.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I fucking love this!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:00, Reply)

^ hahahahaha!

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)

*applause*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:04, Reply)

'I like this'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)