But did Arthur Brown ever have a party where (allegedly)
dwarves walked around with bowls of cocaine for the guests to help themselves.

I used to see Arthur Brown quite a lot in my old favourite pub. Then bizarrely I saw him in a pub in Croydon watching a Led Zep tribute band.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:13, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

He was fantastic in his day.
I'd have approached him for chats about the 'good old days' before I was born and the world was thus ruined.

His first LP has no guitar on it, fact fans.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:16, Reply)

and his stuff with Kingdom Come is superb.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:17, Reply)

what an outrage
with the purchase of my new guitar we will soon be taking 6 guitars and a banjo to gigs with us, for just two of us to use.

We need to find bigger venues.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:18, Reply)

What you need is a scale model of Stonehenge.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:19, Reply)

we played a gig the other day
and when a guy from another bandwas setting up the microphones he tested one saying "this is mike number 1, this is mike number 1, isn't this a lot of fun"

he got a bit of a laugh from the audience at the time, and I wanted to shout thief at him.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Why?
Do you normally do that?

I would have thought you would have just walked up to the mic and slowly and lovingly unwrapped a croissant before devouring it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)

it's because he stole it straight from spinal tap
and hence the laughter was stolen.

I don't have anything to do with microphones, other than occasionally pointing one at my amp.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)