I fucking love Ray Mears
Ray Mears would shit all over that stupid cunt Bear Ghrylls. Bear Ghrylls said that the french foreign legion invented free running as a way of covering mountainous terrain more quickly. I think he was talking utter shit.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:35, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Well he certainly eats it.
The freak. Ray Mears is awesome. And he clearly knows what he's doing since he spends all that time out in the wilderness, hunting and foraging...and still manages to be fat.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I like the one where he wrestles with some mongolian dudes
and then beats their champion "23 years of judo stood me in good stead, but these guys are hard, they don't even clear the stones away from the fighting area"

what a guy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:47, Reply)

What a guy indeed.
Can you get more manly than that? I think not.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:54, Reply)

from 2:32
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Syq_9Utyeg
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Brilliant
"nursing four cracked ribs" Bloody hell.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:11, Reply)

But I've gone and shot my mouth off like a cunt haven't I
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkour

It's only fucking true isn't it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Oh al.
*shakes head* What are we to do with you?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)

You should punch me in the face
as hard as you can.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Okay.
I'll remember that next time I see you.
I'll warn you now though, I'm terrible at punching. I fight like a cat.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:43, Reply)

get some lessons off Lampers
she's like Nigel fucking Benn.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I'll quiz her on technique next time I speak to her.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:55, Reply)

1. Get drunk
2. Draw back fist.
3. Flail.
4. If it connects, apologise - unless it's Chompy. Or Crow.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:12, Reply)

5) Profit!
Sounds pretty straight forward. Al won't know what's hit him.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:16, Reply)

"It appears to be a skinny blonde thing with two protusions emerging from its torso. What is this thing?!"

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:18, Reply)

One arm and a boob?
I might dress all in black and wear a mask and a cape. That'll really confuse him.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:20, Reply)

He might spot the beautiful shoes though.
Dozzles Update: I return from Leeds Bank Holiday Monday. I return to London on the 5th of September. Hit me up buttercup!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Oo, ok
I'm arranging a lake party at some point between those two dates as well, so when I've figured out a date for that I shall let you know.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)

The Dark Destroyer? I like that.
/had to google him.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:14, Reply)

that is an interesting fact though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:04, Reply)