I can't wait to turn 30.
I'm busy downloading hair metal tracks for a compliation.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:33, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I can't believe you're 150% older than me.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:34, Reply)

Haha,
That makes him sound MEGA OLD
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:36, Reply)

I think that's how it works.
It might be 33.33333%.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:37, Reply)

I prefer 150%
It makes him sound older.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:42, Reply)

I'm 2/3rds of his age.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:43, Reply)

Look you can both just fuck off
I'm not old, I just have lots more life experience than you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:48, Reply)

I'm pretty sheltered to be honest.
And you had better hair in your hayday.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:50, Reply)

Haha, sheltered.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:02, Reply)

I am :(
Only had my first kiss at 14.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:03, Reply)

I was 12!
But I did lose my virginity at 18.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:07, Reply)

The story of my first kiss is not a pleasant one.
It kind of explains part of my nutterness.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:08, Reply)

Oo, are you going to share?
Mine set the tone for the rest of my life haha
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:10, Reply)

I might do, but I'm not in that sort of mood.
I started writing it a while ago. As in, everything. It's almost 2000 words and I've not even got onto R__.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:13, Reply)

Wow.
Mine consists of a randomer at an under 16s night at the local club. I didn't even know his name. Still don't. And then another one ten minutes later.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:17, Reply)

It was someone I liked at the time.
And then spectacularly fucked me over. SOUNDS FAMILIAR, DUNNIT?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:18, Reply)

Mine was boring
and a bit rubbish. Set the tone for me as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:23, Reply)

Mine made me the girl I am today
In that he's what got me into fora.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:23, Reply)

This makes me sad
all of my relationships have ended as good friends, but not a single one has made any impact at any level
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:24, Reply)

Made me into an internet slag,
shaped my physical preferences and looks in guys, and another thing, which I would say but it's emoooooo.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:27, Reply)

emo right on
I've been in a bad mood all day and most of the night.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:30, Reply)

I'll gaz you, so I'm not emoing up open board

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:31, Reply)

Yeah, experience that's made you
OLD
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:02, Reply)

I'm not.
I'm only 29. I was just implying that if being young means stupid abreviations, then I can't wait to turn 30. Which is so old that you die.

In which case I'll miss my wife in about a month.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:37, Reply)

Me and Lampers are almost 20.
That's old and scary. I don't want to not be a teenager :(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:38, Reply)

agepiss
and SOON WE'LL BE SENILE AND PISSING OURSELVES.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:40, Reply)

Being twenty is much better than being 19.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:41, Reply)

I'll let you know what it's like.
Just to refresh your aged memory.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:42, Reply)

Ah, we do that anyway
Under the right circumstances.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:42, Reply)

5) Profit

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:43, Reply)

I'm sorry for using abbreviations.
30's not that old. I still can't believe I'm almost out of my teens :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:39, Reply)

I'm not dead yet.
Declining, yeah, but alive!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:39, Reply)

I thought you already were...
Sounds thrilling. I'm texting a friend and watching northern exposure.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:35, Reply)

NORTHERN EXPOSURE!
*hums theme*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:57, Reply)

30's quite good, ashally.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:36, Reply)

not so much
but I have high hopes for 35
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:41, Reply)

35?
Hmm. Hopefully it'll be good. I'm meant to be a dad then...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:44, Reply)

Don't worry I'm trying my best to get flim flam pregnant.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:45, Reply)

She says:
"What? With that shrivelled old prawn?"
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:48, Reply)

I know she does
but to me she says "Oh thank god he's finally gone to bed"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:50, Reply)