soooooooo
you and chompy look at one another with lust and hatred burning in your eyes? that's some smoking homo-eroticism right there, gonz!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 20:46, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

When he holds me in his arms, i've never felt so confused, such strong feelings of safety and fear at the same time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 21:11, Reply)

well done
you have actually made me vomit blood at that image right there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 21:13, Reply)

I'm not _that_ horrific =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 21:25, Reply)

it wasn't the thought of you!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 21:27, Reply)

Oh, in that case, you're right, I am one handsome prime-cut-of-beef of a man !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 21:31, Reply)

if you are swooning away in psychochomp's arms
i am seeing you more as a fair princess type
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 21:33, Reply)

Oh yes, israeli sea salt exfoliator and n-spa creme brulay boddy-butter does wonders for my skin !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 21:38, Reply)

he is going to kill you for this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Oh lol, I knew I wasn't the only bloke who uses all that stuff.
Thank's for letting me though =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 21:43, Reply)

haha
i am sure he has skin as peachy and smooth as a baby's arse, but never having met him, i can't confirm!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 21:44, Reply)

I don't think I've ever touched him, I'm not entirely sure I want too.
Us guy's have a strict rule, no eye-contact and no touching, and whoever gets the front end gets an extra line.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 21:49, Reply)

that's not what you said above
backtracking. bad gonz, no need to be ashamed of your secret love!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 21:50, Reply)

Only got a 5-post memory, can't be expected to remember _every_ lie I say.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 21:55, Reply)

but i am an omgirl
you should remember every word you are lucky enough to exchange with me, innit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 21:56, Reply)

She's using her lawyer tricks!
Don't let her get in your head, Gonz.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:04, Reply)

hey
no seeing through the devious lawyer-ness and cruelly exposing it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Haha, busted
I know some lawyers, and know many tricks.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:15, Reply)

lies. i am a veritable sphinx of mystery and intrigue

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:16, Reply)

More lies
It's easy to see people generally. It's when sitting in a cafe people watching can become fun.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:19, Reply)

true, people watching
is great. another reason why you should move to london.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:20, Reply)

A whole new world of people to watch
It's amazing what you can tell about someone from watching them.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:21, Reply)

and there are so many crazies
in london for that added twist of surprise. like the old man who shocked me and my friend by wanking at us through the window of cafe rouge... although there are better examples.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:23, Reply)

How nice of him
I do miss all the crazies you used to see in Glasgow. Small town life is getting a bit dull.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:25, Reply)

it's nice to go back to, though
i will end up back in cheshire eventually
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:27, Reply)

I had to google Cheshire
Have no idea where English stuff is. Turns out I was near there last weekend.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:31, Reply)

I think bumhole pics might jog my memory a bit better.
Weird condition that, I donno the ins'n'out of it, I ain't medical staff, but Chompy works for the NHS, and mentioned that bumhole pics are great for the memory, and I for one believe him.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:05, Reply)

i think you are confusing me with batshitmentalist/workboresme
i have never sent anyone a butthole shot. have you ever tried to photograph your own arse attractively? IMPOSSIBLE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Fuck the bumhole pics, that one pays your mortgage, I wish I didn't bully her off when I found that out.
I could have totally OH WOE IS ME'd myself into a Bently.

Nah', I ain't got load-baring walls, I'd lose the deposit on my place if I rigged up a pully system.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:11, Reply)

Pully system for the photos, I mean.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:12, Reply)

yeah
you screwed up royally there...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:13, Reply)

It's cool, I'm hopefully gonna be buying next year.
I'm just gutted that I missed out on the penthouse of One Hyde Park. Sad Times.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:14, Reply)

some of our clients
have bought flats in there. dareisayit, i actually don't like it now they've taken the scaffolding down. it looks a bit... cheap and unoriginal. but then i only like older buildings.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:17, Reply)

I love the idea of getting a "take-away" from Heaston Bluemental's place and the SAS guy inspecting the delivery man.
If I'm honest, I wouldn't go for it even if I was a billionare. Think about this, you know those country mansions, with swimming pools and golf courses on the outskirts of london, such as Hertfordshire. Well, they're around £10-15m. You could buy _ten_ of them for the cost of that. Those places don't even come with swimming pools and squash courses, but something like 'discounted access', as if you'd need a discount if you're shelling out that sort of cash.

I donno what I'm going for yet, hopefully a 3 bed with garden so I can get a dog, a couple of flatmates and an office.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:23, Reply)

ooooooooooh
what make of dog?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:25, Reply)

I donno yet, depends on the situation.
If I go for a small dog, I like pugs/jack-russels/king-charles/scotty thing.
If I go for a big dog, something like a labradoor/husky/[whatever batehoven was]

I go for soppy and silly dogs. I'd research it properly, but I wouldn't get the sort of dogs that all the ru'boys seem to get these days.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:31, Reply)