That sucks man
I had to sentence my gerbil to death on Friday. He has cancer, but the operation was £150 and we can't afford it. I feel really awful about it, but it's just so much money and he would only live another 6 or so months anyway so I had to say no. Poor Elvis.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:06, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

bad luck mate

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:08, Reply)

You can buy five gerbils
for £150 squid. And dress them up as Girls Aloud and put the videos on YouTube and Louis will see it and love it but Simon will sign you first and their first album will go platinum but they'll start dying before the second album so you try and replace them with new gerbils but they won't get on and one of them will eat the ginger one and then in five years time they will all feature on those whatever happened to so-and-so T shows and people will remember and the album will get re-released and you will end up pretty rich as their manager.

/Gonz Inspired Post
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Give him to Richard Gere
so he can go out with a bang.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:11, Reply)