Ha, there is a part of me that hopes this is true.
The media seem to be getting annoyed that there isn't enough charitable donations being made to these unfortunates.
The cunts should send them some of their own profits instead of berating the general public who seem to be suffering from charity fatigue.

Or maybe no one gives a fuck.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:44, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

ha
I was watching one of Al Murray's stand up shows later (yeah Monty you probably hate him but I think he's funny so fuck off)and this has reminded me of him screaming Where's our fucking money?! around 46 times.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:47, Reply)

His history programme is great.
'The Pub Landlord' is desperately, terminally unfunny.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:48, Reply)

^this, the man is not funny.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:53, Reply)

That's a bit harsh
I know he is a grumpy old fart a lot of the time, but Monty does have moments of hilarity
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I'm having one now, reading your spelling of 'hilarity'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Don't know what you're on about....

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Course you don't, love.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Which is a shame because a large scale genorous donations
would do more to tackle terrorism in the area than either of the wars going on at the moment.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Work out cheaper as well

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Yep, and less collateral damage.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Unless they packed the money (coinage) into shipping containers
and then used high explosive charges to spread the money around the areas where it is required.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Only you would think of that

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Or maybe via local, personal money dispensers?
Lots of coins packed tight under some guy's (has to be a local, so they trust him) robes, with just a few pounds of explosives so that you can evenly distribute the coins in a packed marketplace.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Where would they spend the money,
a floating Tesco?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Tesco have just announced plans to open a further 7000 Tesco Express stores in Pakistan
to help people get the supplies they need.

I reckon in about 6 months this will actually be true. Fucking cunts.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:00, Reply)

They've already sold Pakistan
a Tesco Value Irrigation Scheme. It's been all over the news.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:02, Reply)

You know that it's only a matter of time before such a thing exists.

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)

There must be Tescos in the middle east
They are everywhere else

Oh not quite yet..
www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/epic/tsco/6480352/Tony-Blair-linked-to-1m-Tesco-Middle-East-deal.html
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)

I went to Thailand a few years ago
and was gutted to see the street food-vendors using Tesco value soy, Tesco value oil, Tesco value napkins...

Dammit: if I'm going to eat dangerous food from an unregulated vendor, I want it to be echt.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I went into a Tesco Lotus store on Koh Samui
It was proper big, and the cafe place had several different food vendors (all lovely food) and a KFC.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:12, Reply)