i like the questions
about misunderstandings/overhearings/old people talking bollocks. and the one of RJimlad's about his dad on the slide nearly made me cry with laughter.

chompy, as you seem to be the self-appointed king of the links, one would be good here please, make yourself useful for a change there's a good chap.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:41, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

/lawyer mind tricks

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)

my mind tricks work RIDICULOUSLY well though
see below for proof
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Damn it
A combination of mind tricks and having tits 'n' that must work wonders for getting stuff done for you.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)

gosh it's almost as if you think
i am some devious cleavage flashing manipulative female evil genius.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Oh no, not in the slightest
What on earth would ever lead me to think that?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:02, Reply)

me??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)

here you go
b3ta.com/questions/familyholidays/post86231
now pay my mortgage.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:46, Reply)

brilliant thank you
for someone who was homeless a couple of weeks ago, you got mortgaged up mighty fast.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:49, Reply)

It's a euphemism.
He's ordering you to 'pay' his 'mortgage', you dig?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:50, Reply)

no...
spell it out for me monty?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)

I'm afraid decorum decrees I cannot, for there are ladies
(not least your good self) present.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:55, Reply)

buy me two 2gb sticks of RAM for my computer,
NOW WOMAN
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Haha, you currently have an inferior computer

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:01, Reply)

i have zero idea
what he means. i only understood the words "buy" and "computer".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Pay = rip off
Mortgage = testicles
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:52, Reply)