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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Now I'm beginning to pick up a feel for this place
I want you all to tell the class about your favourite B3ta moments. Could be arguments or trolling or just funny comments but come on folks what brings a smile to your face when thinking about B3ta?

alt q - How many more times will Monty crack a smile in 2010?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:34, 121 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Check Mikewozeres list of talk fails
and amourousbadgers list of /qotw fails.
Or b3ta.com/search/posts/me/best but replace the "me" with the user number of someone to find their best posts.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:38, Reply)
Mikes list
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=16234
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:51, Reply)
Chompy demolishing that Israeli boy (EDIT Totach?) will take some beating.
That was fucking magnificent.

Alt: I smile all the time. Generally it's about inappropriate shit like Raoul Moat but I am actually quite a smiley character as folks on here who know me in real-world-land will attest.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)
Oh man, so many things I've forgotten about
Chompy and that boy was brilliant. Such classic destruction.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)
that was splendid indeed
I'd like to say that some of the flounces and freakouts have been my favourite moments, but I've missed them :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:45, Reply)
Here's the blaireau trying to get me banned argument
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post565198
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:48, Reply)
she seems like a right dick

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:50, Reply)
It's a bloke.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:51, Reply)
really? gay?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)
Nah he's got or had a wife that he has sex with after arguing on the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:55, Reply)
I'd like to put forward the idea that he is more smug than me

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:59, Reply)
he writes how I would imagine a thin angry girl to write
or a gay
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)
What? "A gay"?
You are actually about twelve aren't you.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:02, Reply)
meant to write gay guy actually but pressed the wrong button
didn't feel it warranted an edit. I think you and Monty need to organise an anger management session.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:05, Reply)
I think the point was more
that gay doesn't seem to fit into the comparison. Do gay men write in a certain way?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:06, Reply)
I think my point is that using the term "a gay"
is using it purely in a derogatory manner. I know this is b3ta and all, and we do throw around the term bumder a lot, but it's generally well meaning and I'm pretty sure nobody actually has anything against gay people, but to say that the way someone writes makes you think they were "a gay" has an unpleasant undertone to it which I think needs to be pointed out.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)
You bender.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:10, Reply)
^this
expressed it best
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)
In order to avoid what would be IRONY LOLs considering the subject in this thread
my apologies. I would like to express to the whole of B3ta that I am sorry for using the word gay in what was perceived to be a derogatory manner. Al you are still a know it all cunt though. I'm assuming cunt is still fair game?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)
Shut up Bobby you gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)
same to you angry old gay!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:14, Reply)
It's not ironic to express concern
when someone writes something that I feel goes against the spirit of b3ta. I'm all for being rude on the internet and inappropriate humor is welcomed here, but you'll notice that it's very inclusive inappropriate humour, people don't think racist jokes are funny on here, or if they do, they don't usually stick around for long.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)
Talking against going against tej spirit of B3ta.. who am I...
I HATE PEOPLE CALLED AD AND BEARDS AND LOVE CARS AND I'M BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE CALLED AL
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:16, Reply)
Who's called Ad?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)
I am

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)
Called 'Ad'?
The 'D' key is half a keyboard away from the 'L' key, how'd you manage that?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)
By being especially special

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)
Awwwww

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)

awwwww gay
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:19, Reply)
point noted
you fucking gay
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)
you are such a gay

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)
I wish you were a racist

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)
You're gay for saying this

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)
I'm a thin angry girl
I WRITE LIKE THIS! ROAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)
That's not what the rhino pic insinuates

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)
Bad lighting

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:24, Reply)
You'd just eaten a lamp?
That was a bit shit, but I couldn't think of anything better, other than the classic but awful "if the camera adds 10lbs, then how many cameras were on you?"
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:29, Reply)
you write like a pussy O'Hara

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)

R B
yes I know that's how you spell bore ok
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)
Kitty! Psychochomp is calling you a hairy pig!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:14, Reply)
I'm ok with it

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:26, Reply)
This one's cuter
Wiki link
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:29, Reply)
oh that's proper cute
I'll be that one instead.

Thanks PC!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:32, Reply)
awwww
WANT!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:32, Reply)
I love these things. They look like pig flavoured humbugs :D

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:34, Reply)
oh man
that'd be the best sweet ever
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:36, Reply)
With a little bit of chewy bacon in the middle, instead of toffee.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:40, Reply)
mmmm

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:44, Reply)
haha I thought that!
or caramel and chocolate squares. Nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:36, Reply)
shut up Al, you gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)
Blaireau is a guy

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:52, Reply)

guy alcoholic
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)

alcoholic cunt
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:57, Reply)
Let's go with both

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:59, Reply)

both Noakes
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:10, Reply)
He maybe the cunt, but at the end of the day, he managed to get some tart off the 'net to pay his mortgage.
That's quite an anchievement, if anyone wants to pay my rent bill, they're welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)
This,
I expect gaz offers to pay for stuff I don't really need. Like some more RAM
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)
or condoms.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:48, Reply)
thought I'd seen that
but actually hadn't

b69 really is a dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:58, Reply)
he's back
and probably reading this
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:06, Reply)
And no-one really cares of he sees it

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)
I just felt
like some online bullying.

B69 is a MASSIVE CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)
had he been somewhere?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)
I thought he'd fucked off
a few weeks back? Perhaps I was wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:21, Reply)
I missed the events leading to WBM/BSM's departure
something about his mortgage? Being paid? Or soemthing? I've no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:48, Reply)
There was all sorts of internet white knighting
And mortgages and cats and fishing and something.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:50, Reply)
I seem to have missed a cracker.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)
It truly was
Lots of internet anger and all sorts.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:53, Reply)
The guy's an insufferable tool
and a smug know-it-all of the highest order. In the ten years I've been lurking and posting on this site, I can't recall anybody else being quite such a condescending arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:32, Reply)
and that is really saying something

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:36, Reply)
It really, really is.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:37, Reply)
What happened to WorkBoresMe?
I used to enjoy reading her posts as it served as a constant reminder that I could NEVER be that fucking miserable?

Also, what was the cat with the shit name called?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:14, Reply)
It was called
Cash Machine.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:20, Reply)
they were called stealth and bomber or some shit
she flounced because someone told her to stop being miserable
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:20, Reply)
I prefer my answer
Also, I didn't know/care what they were actually called.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:32, Reply)
Part of me did believe it

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:46, Reply)
There was an incident where someone, possibly Chompy, told her off for spending $1500 on cat surgery
and not having health insurance. Must have been more losing of money than gaining it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:52, Reply)
Here's wormulus' first flounce
b3ta.com/talk/6208225
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:49, Reply)
See QOTWers
Just don't flounce as well as /Talkers
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)
they leave quietly and shut the door on their way out

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:10, Reply)
That really was a truly awesome flounce
Probably the best I've seen.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:08, Reply)
Well if you didn't cancel all our meetings
I would be able to confirm that fact *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:48, Reply)
*smiles*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:48, Reply)
That's the singular
scariest post ever
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:56, Reply)
I think it may be my best ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:03, Reply)
is there a link to this ?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:50, Reply)
here
b3ta.com/questions/anon/post615785#post615796
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)
Bert used to wind up this student teacher by accusing him of being a sock-puppet
and this student teacher would take the bait every time and get all pissy-knickered about it.

What fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:56, Reply)
Fuck off bert

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:57, Reply)
*Has online mental breakdown*
*posts endless poo pics*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:06, Reply)
In my defence I was new and hot headed
and he was a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:59, Reply)

was new and hot headed a stupid noob who took the internet too seriously
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:07, Reply)
true, I still do a little
then realise I can't articulate what I'm trying to say and give up
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)
Your parents just don't understand you OR your music, do they?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)
fuck off Bert

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:07, Reply)
He did hound you just a tad

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:07, Reply)
Shut up Bert

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:07, Reply)
I liked Bert's last flounce
where he was oh so desperate for attention. But everyone basically just ignored him and he left quietly.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:20, Reply)
The last one I saw had lots of poo pics

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:28, Reply)
they got deleted though

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:35, Reply)
OH fuck, I just realised, your name isn't "Booby Pirates".
=/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)
it was for a while
then Atticus Flinch. I may go back to Booby
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)
Ohhh, phew.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)
It did used to be though
So you are only a little bit insane
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)
The respective 7 Step Plans of Al and B69
and the last Manchester bash. For all the madness, and the fact my stomach was strong enough not to give way.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:40, Reply)
i like the questions
about misunderstandings/overhearings/old people talking bollocks. and the one of RJimlad's about his dad on the slide nearly made me cry with laughter.

chompy, as you seem to be the self-appointed king of the links, one would be good here please, make yourself useful for a change there's a good chap.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:41, Reply)
/lawyer mind tricks

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)
my mind tricks work RIDICULOUSLY well though
see below for proof
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:48, Reply)
Damn it
A combination of mind tricks and having tits 'n' that must work wonders for getting stuff done for you.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)
gosh it's almost as if you think
i am some devious cleavage flashing manipulative female evil genius.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)
Oh no, not in the slightest
What on earth would ever lead me to think that?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:02, Reply)
me??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)
here you go
b3ta.com/questions/familyholidays/post86231
now pay my mortgage.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:46, Reply)
brilliant thank you
for someone who was homeless a couple of weeks ago, you got mortgaged up mighty fast.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:49, Reply)
It's a euphemism.
He's ordering you to 'pay' his 'mortgage', you dig?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:50, Reply)
no...
spell it out for me monty?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)
I'm afraid decorum decrees I cannot, for there are ladies
(not least your good self) present.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:55, Reply)
buy me two 2gb sticks of RAM for my computer,
NOW WOMAN
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:58, Reply)
Haha, you currently have an inferior computer

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:01, Reply)
i have zero idea
what he means. i only understood the words "buy" and "computer".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Pay = rip off
Mortgage = testicles
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:52, Reply)

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