I don't have any piercings
it's not that I'm against them, per se, more that I'm worried I might leak
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:32, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

If I take my lip stud out I can squirt coffee through the hole

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Same here
I want to try it with sambuca, and see if I can light it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)

that's what really happened to that Simon guy

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:38, Reply)

What Simon guy?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:40, Reply)

simon weston
burns guy
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Ah yes

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

the burnt face man

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

hahaha

( weaver., Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)

gt one of those hole embiggeners
and do it with a ping pong ball, then I'll be impressed
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)

eww
it would look like my face was giving birth
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)

to a mini version of the balloon from The Prisoner

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:40, Reply)

or Matt Lucas

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

is he George's evil twin?
I reckon he must be the one responsible for episodes I, II & III
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)

possibly
I think they're about the same height
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)

pure class right here, ladies and gentlemen

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)

the girls I was with on Saturday were doing it with wine in a restaurant
I was pretty embarrassed.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)

that's totally something I would do, really
I like rubbing my eye to make squidgy noises
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)

I wear contacts and lots of eye make up
so I usually can't rub my eyes between 6am and midnight. It feels so good to take them out at night and then rub my eyes until they're nearly bleeding.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)

gross

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:52, Reply)

hahaha
the idea of putting contacts in totally grosses me out
anything going in my eye at all reminds me of a horror movie or something
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Yep
Although I chose to first find this out with ice cold diet coke and flailed everywhere because of the fizziness.
(berk, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I do it with cider
It's refreshing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I'm pretty sure I saw a porno where something similar happened.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)