I'm not talking about you personally.
I've known really quite large numbers of 'Torture Garden' types in my time, including some chappies who performed an American Indian-style hook-hanging event in a Bethnal Green loft, on the whole I have found them to be, outside of this one sphere of activity, rather staid.

The biggest genuine deviants/nutters I've known have invariably looked rather ordinary.

Also, I am pretty patronising.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:38, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*shuffles uneasily*
*tries to blend in*
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Fair enough
I don't like when people call lump me in with all the 'alternative kids' though because I don't really think I am. Plus no one is alternative these days, emo has taken over as the norm.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Agreed
Emo and chav groups are about equal in size in a lot of cities nowadays. The counterculture has become mainstream.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

you have black hair!
you must be emo!
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

It's brown. Ish.
Naturally quite blonde though!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:47, Reply)

excuse me
but I think that sounds a little bit emo
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

it's all inspiration for my poetry

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I have been tempted to try a suspension
I've heard it can be quite a euphoric experience.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)

gross.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Try having a dump after dropping a pill
much nicer.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)

I don't do drugs
But a good shit is pretty euphoric.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)

call your boss a cunt and then accuse him/her of sexual advances
You'll be suspended all right.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)