I once threw a glass at a boy's head
but I missed and it hit the wall. He left and I had to clean it up.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:13, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Was it as hot as it sounds?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:14, Reply)

no
he'd been sleeping with other women in my bed. I was screaming at him at the time and he was all "I'm leaving!" and I was all "You don't get to decide, I'm throwing you out!" and then I threw the glass.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:22, Reply)

DEAR WOMENKIND !
Stop going with pricks,

Lots of Love

The not-prick part of mankind.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I was only 19
I'm with a non-prick now and he's all the more non-prickish by comparison. You have to wade through a lot of shit to find the gold. Or something.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Or the gold has to learn to just ask the fucking girl out
GONZ.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

yeah GONZ

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Oh man, I totally forgot.
I'm off out now, but tomorow, DEFFO.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)

where do you meet a nice boy?
I certainly don't know.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)

A mutual friend brought Wiggy to my halloween party
when Wiggy told him later that he fancied me, the 'friend' advised him against it. Tosser.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

what a twat

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:49, Reply)

yup
I hate him. I'm phasing him out of my life. So far so good, it's been a month since I've seen his smug little iWanker face.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Not in bars or pubs or clubs, well there are a few, but not many.
I donno, get a mate to hook you up !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)

HA! Where were you when we had the "I have no mates" discussion

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

This is some advice I'm gonna give, that I really really _really_ could do with taking up myself.
Get yourself down to some sort of recreation/education centre and do something there you're interested in, photography, cooking, whatever. You'll find like-minded people, and maybe someone cute with a massive schlong.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

My ex threw a glass of vodka and coke at me
Unfortunately it didnt miss, hence the scars on my elbow (and ex-ness)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)