My book is called.
'Whatever happened to the blone haired girl?'

Set in modern times, it's the story of a man who enjoyed being served in a coffee shop by the same girl everyday. With warm smiles of both sides and the occasional free muffin, the flirting was subtle but noticeable.

Then, one day, she wasn't there anymore.

You'll be delighed to know the story has a happy ending.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:05, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I hope when this is published your nom de plume will be JeffTheDogFucker - I think it will help the book stand out on the shelf

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Me too.
Granted, I have to write the book first - but I want my own section in Waterstones. I want people to come into the shop and say, 'Have you got the new one by JeffTheDogFucker?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:09, Reply)

When you get interviewed,
Will you let the reporter call you Jeff, or will they have to call you Mr TheDogFucker?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)

I'd not considered that.
I think I'll have to have 'Jeff' as a first-name and 'The' as the middle name.

Meaning reporters can call me Mr DogFucker. If they get offended or owt, I'll tell them I'm part German.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)

But you'd be so famous that you'd just be known by your last name.
I can just imagine Tom Paulin* on Newsnight Review "Of course the thing about DogFucker is..."


*Is he still on? I haven't seen it for ages.
(Cave Duck, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:17, Reply)

God rest her soul.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:14, Reply)

It'll be a tale of missed opportunities,
Romance and love.

I might add some dog fucking if the story needs padding out a bit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:17, Reply)

arn arn arn!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Brunette, but i hope it ends well =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:32, Reply)