countless acts at festivals that were supposed to be awesome but were shit
I've been to a number of gigs where I was only interested in the support act as well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:15, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My brother is doing that quite soon.
He's bought a ticket to see Alice fucking Cooper because Zodiac Mindwarp is supporting.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:16, Reply)

I still can't believe that Alice Cooper played School's Out twice at Sonisphere
that sort of thing is just admitting that most of your songs are shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:18, Reply)

I like 'Eighteen' and that's about it. He's a knob.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:20, Reply)

there's some ok stuff on Welcome to My Nightmare
but he didn't play any of it live

he is a knob. He's the breakfast DJ on Planet Rock. Plays some great music, but he comes across as one of those thick, very american types.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Actually I forgot that his first band,
mid-60s garage rockers The Spiders, were pretty good.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I just can't forgive him for being a keen golfer

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Indeed.
John Leslie's a keen golfer. I think that says a lot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:38, Reply)

I like Alice Cooper
I saw him about five years ago. Although he was being supported by Twisted Sister who were awesome
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I don't like Sarah Jessica Parker.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:43, Reply)

No one likes SJP

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:44, Reply)

You just said Twisted Sister were awesome.
Make your mind up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:45, Reply)

I'm so confused
Stop being mean Monty and party like it's 1999! WOO! YEAH!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:46, Reply)

SJP, earlier:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:47, Reply)

That is far more attractive than SJP

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:49, Reply)

looks much less like a horse

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:49, Reply)

I saw him maybe 8 years ago
and it was a really good show. played a much better mix of stuff.

also, he was supported by Dio
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Maybe mine was eight years ago
I know I have had this conversation before...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:48, Reply)

yeah, it does seem familiar....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:49, Reply)

We have run out of original converstaion already

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:52, Reply)

we may as well just fuck then

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:00, Reply)

golf is ace
I am a keen golfer. I'm beginning to dislike myself.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:48, Reply)

RAPIST.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:54, Reply)

It's a nice way to be outside
plus it's competitive and I can get high whilst playing. And yes there are lots of secluded areas for a jolly good raping.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:55, Reply)

I'm seeing golf
in a whole new light now *ponders*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I have to say
I've been on some weed-fuelled pitch and putt adventures in my time.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:00, Reply)

nothing like
starting a day off work with a 5 mile walk twatting a little ball with a metal stick, smoking some pre rolled biffys and listening to TOOOONNS on your Ipod (other mps's are available).
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Secret Foo Fighters gig
A few mates and I went to see 'The FFers' at Reading 2008, hoping that it was in fact a rather unsubtle hint that the Foos would be playing a set.

About 20,000 people had the same idea and were packed into one of the 'Introducing...' tents. Rather than the halo of guitar godliness that is Dave Grohl et al, we got some bunch of hipsters indie dipshits.

Fortunately the sun was then obscured by the number of bottles thrown onto the stage!

Although I do feel a little sorry for them
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:26, Reply)