Ever walked out of a gig, play or film because it was so shit?
I went to see 'Tortoise' at the Highbury Garage once. They were so dismally poor we left during the second 'number'. My mate claimed they were all multi-instrumental geniuses from some Chicago music school.

If that is so, they must have been doing an ironic impression of a 'special' school music class, complete with tone deaf xylophone misery. £15 for five minutes of total shit.

EDIT I also once had a half-hour kip during a Herbie Hancock gig. When I woke up he was still playing the same God-awful noodly bollocks he was when I nodded off.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:09, 176 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Richie Hawtin
It was billed as a Plus 8 tour, so I was expecting some Plastikman style nuttiness. Instead we were treated to what sounded like a load of gay anthems and a sonic reach around.

I called him a cunt and left.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Unlucky.
I saw him do a fucking amazing 5hr Plastikman set at Weatherall's Sabresonic night many years ago. He was superb.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Tell me about it
I have seen him 4 times, hotly anticipating some analogue meltdown, and everytime it was his Balaeric Bumbder Bollocks. The last time was the straw that broke the camels back. However, he has now seen the light and has resurrected the Plastikman moniker to much acclaim. The lightshow that accompanies his current tour is simply eyepopping.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:24, Reply)

He has?
Awesome, I only got into Plastikman after he started doing all that euro crap.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Yes, it is true
Unfortunately he is only playing festivals at the moment. He played Rock Ness a few months back. Check You Tube for clips. Oh, and bizarrely, there is a clip on there of some festival in the States, and right at the front is what looks like the Lawrence Olivier of our generation, Jason Statham, frugging about.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:00, Reply)

countless acts at festivals that were supposed to be awesome but were shit
I've been to a number of gigs where I was only interested in the support act as well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:15, Reply)

My brother is doing that quite soon.
He's bought a ticket to see Alice fucking Cooper because Zodiac Mindwarp is supporting.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:16, Reply)

I still can't believe that Alice Cooper played School's Out twice at Sonisphere
that sort of thing is just admitting that most of your songs are shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:18, Reply)

I like 'Eighteen' and that's about it. He's a knob.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:20, Reply)

there's some ok stuff on Welcome to My Nightmare
but he didn't play any of it live

he is a knob. He's the breakfast DJ on Planet Rock. Plays some great music, but he comes across as one of those thick, very american types.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Actually I forgot that his first band,
mid-60s garage rockers The Spiders, were pretty good.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I just can't forgive him for being a keen golfer

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Indeed.
John Leslie's a keen golfer. I think that says a lot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:38, Reply)

I like Alice Cooper
I saw him about five years ago. Although he was being supported by Twisted Sister who were awesome
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I don't like Sarah Jessica Parker.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:43, Reply)

No one likes SJP

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:44, Reply)

You just said Twisted Sister were awesome.
Make your mind up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:45, Reply)

I'm so confused
Stop being mean Monty and party like it's 1999! WOO! YEAH!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:46, Reply)

SJP, earlier:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:47, Reply)

That is far more attractive than SJP

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:49, Reply)

looks much less like a horse

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:49, Reply)

I saw him maybe 8 years ago
and it was a really good show. played a much better mix of stuff.

also, he was supported by Dio
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Maybe mine was eight years ago
I know I have had this conversation before...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:48, Reply)

yeah, it does seem familiar....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:49, Reply)

We have run out of original converstaion already

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:52, Reply)

we may as well just fuck then

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:00, Reply)

golf is ace
I am a keen golfer. I'm beginning to dislike myself.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:48, Reply)

RAPIST.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:54, Reply)

It's a nice way to be outside
plus it's competitive and I can get high whilst playing. And yes there are lots of secluded areas for a jolly good raping.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:55, Reply)

I'm seeing golf
in a whole new light now *ponders*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I have to say
I've been on some weed-fuelled pitch and putt adventures in my time.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:00, Reply)

nothing like
starting a day off work with a 5 mile walk twatting a little ball with a metal stick, smoking some pre rolled biffys and listening to TOOOONNS on your Ipod (other mps's are available).
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Secret Foo Fighters gig
A few mates and I went to see 'The FFers' at Reading 2008, hoping that it was in fact a rather unsubtle hint that the Foos would be playing a set.

About 20,000 people had the same idea and were packed into one of the 'Introducing...' tents. Rather than the halo of guitar godliness that is Dave Grohl et al, we got some bunch of hipsters indie dipshits.

Fortunately the sun was then obscured by the number of bottles thrown onto the stage!

Although I do feel a little sorry for them
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:26, Reply)

We will rock you
No. You will make my ears bleed. Got dragged along by a previous gf against my wishes. I lasted 20 minutes. One of my top 10 worst nights of my life. Ruined Queen's music for me - even years later.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Ouch. You poor cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:17, Reply)

I can't imagine that was good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Ben Elton is a genius

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:37, Reply)

I've enjoyed some of his books & liked his stand-up stuff years ago

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I loved that thing
where he played a right-on socialist when in reality he’s a social-climbing Lloyd-Webber bumming spastic. What was it called?

Oh yeah, ‘The 1980s’.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Agreed.
The political stuff was opportunistic anti-Thatcher crap. Some of his non-political observational stuff was quite clever though.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:54, Reply)

'Little bit of politics, little bit of politics, Mrs Thatch' etc
He looked like a gay dentist.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I challenge you to search (with safe search off) on Google images for "Gay Dentist" & not to end up with a bit of sick in your mouth

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I do not accept this challenge.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Very wise.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Observational?
Yeah his bit on "ooh, the wet patch... eh? the WET PATCH!"
Groundbreaking.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:58, Reply)

'The train farty.
You know, the one who sits next to you when you want a double seat to yourself....'

What a cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:22, Reply)

People always
ask me why I haven't seen it yet. They're like "but you like classic rock".

I just shake my head and walk away.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:46, Reply)

DO NOT DO IT
No matter what else you do in life that you may regret - massive drugs, receiving anal, sleeping with with one of the Spice Girls etc. you will NEVER regret anything so much in your life as watching this abortion of a musical.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:56, Reply)

My mate was in that
I went along for one of his final performances. Wasn't bad.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Get your ears tested. Now. There is obviously something seriously wrong with them.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:00, Reply)

You have no soul.
I was dragged along to that fucking travesty twice by my ex.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:06, Reply)

TWICE?
I would dooo annnnything foooor love, but I won't go and see We Will Rock You.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Yep, first was a birthday present from his parents and they came along too in a coach with lots of other peiple so I didn't have an oyster card to make my exit
Second time I anticipated it and got utterly wankered first and had a great time. I think I may have thrown up on someone.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Good girl

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:19, Reply)

I think I got more enjoyment
Out of being given plenty of piss-taking material to use against my mate for years to come. He played 'Britney Spears' (he's a big black guy), and sang "I want it all" as a duet.

We mocked him mercilessly one day, when he got a phone call... from Brian May...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I hope you snatched the phone off your mate & told the curly haired tosser he was a cunt for giving Ben Elton permission to produce such crap

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:13, Reply)

I can recommend a good therapist if you need one to help you recover from this catastrophe.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:11, Reply)

the
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Gig? Yep
I went to see Children Of Bo(re)dom, supported by Cannibal Corpse. CC were fantastic, brilliant atmosphere, you name it. COB came on stage, all pissed up, could barely play their instruments, and kept forgetting the words to their songs. Left after 10 minutes.

I would have walked out of 'War Of The Worlds', but the missus forced me to stay and watch it with her. That film is shite.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Suicide
Yes, even I didn't think this would be possible. They were playing the opeing of a new arts centre, the CCA in Glasgow, and was frankly the most hotly anticipated gig I had ever been to. The place was rammed and it was 'one out one in' into the venue itself.

We got in early and ended standing beside Jim Kerr of Simple Minds, but I digress. On shambled Suicide looking like a escapees from an old folks home. Martin Rev was sporting an eye watering, full body spandex suit and oversized shades and then promptly began to mince about behind his keyyboards. Alan Vega looked like an 80 year old Maradonna, complete with bulging gut and crazy eyes.

So far so shit. Then the music began and it bore very little resemblance to anything they had ever recorded. It took me about 5 minutes to decipher they were actually playing 'Ghost Rider', a favourite of mine. They were murdering it and the damage they were doing could be permanent, so I pushed past Jim Kerr and left hurriedly, into the night, shaking with confusion. Seriously though, they were, horrendous.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:40, Reply)

This post has upset me somewhat.
I love Suicide; to hear about this kind of live shitness is disappointing.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:16, Reply)

It took me months to be able to listen to them again.
Post traumatic stress.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:19, Reply)

I saw them supporting The Stooges a couple of months ago
and they were excellent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:55, Reply)

They must have worked on their stage routine.
I don't think they had played for a while when I saw them. I am glad to hear they have progressed from the shambolic, horrendous mess that I was treated to.

I fucking LOVE Suicide and was this very morning listening to Frankie Teardrop on the train. No better way to start the day!!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:04, Reply)

never
i like most things i see well enough. probably a sign that i just have really generic mainstream tastes.

i get very excited about the good stuff though. eg p!nk was absolutely awesome at wireless this year, total girl crush, and i must have seen "avenue q" about 5 times but i'd still go again like a shot if there is anyone on the planet who hasn't seen it yet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:40, Reply)

I've not seen it yet
I know one of the songs, but that's about it.

Also, Pink is meant to be awesome live.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:45, Reply)

OMG
you neeeeeeed to see it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:46, Reply)

According to who?
A ten year old deaf and dumb girl?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:51, Reply)

So what?
She's still a rockstar.

I feel dirty.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:53, Reply)

you ARE dirty

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:55, Reply)

And this, coming from Swipey...

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:03, Reply)

... is a compliment!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:23, Reply)

My ex housemate, and everyone else I've ever known to go see her

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I've seen adverts for it
on the tube everywhere, no idea what it is :D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Is that that muppet thing?
Shall I google it...
Edit: Yes
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Avenue Q is ace
I can't believe I only saw it for the first time this year - I laughed like a mong with a lolly throughout.
(berk, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:47, Reply)

yes. 100 times this.
yes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:48, Reply)

But why!?
Is it rude? Or is it kids stuff?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:54, Reply)

it is offensive and smutty and clever
all at once
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Hmmm
Might be worth a visit then. The only musical I've ever liked was Guys and Dolls. Not good with musicals y'see.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Bumder

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I said I WASN'T
good with musicals :(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Don't worry
I've taken countless amounts of shit off this lot for admitting I like musicals. Just not Guys and Dolls.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Musicals are without exception utter shit, Jimbo.
Trust your instincts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:58, Reply)

This^
They make me cringe
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:58, Reply)

monty monty
how could you hate anything that features such classic songs as "it'd be ok if you were gay" and "everyone's a little bit racist"?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Because the songs aren't
"It'd be ok if you gave me some coke" and "everyone's a little bit high".
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:02, Reply)

If someone does a Hawkwind musical
I will commit seppuku in Leicester Square.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Yep - Paul Weller
Went with a few mates having never seen him. Complete shite. Turned and left after half an hour, went down the Quayside and bumped into people from work. Many a flaming sambuca was consumed and I met the girl who is now my wife.

In summary, leave a shit gig - It works out better!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:48, Reply)

he's a wanker

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Trufax
Wankers haircut as well
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:50, Reply)

^this man speaks the truth

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Amen brother Pires

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I'm not a fan of the new Weller stuff at all
yet everyone* seems to rave about it.

*on the radio station I listen to. Well that must be a shit radio station, your taste in music is obviously shit SHUT IT MONTY
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Matrix Reloaded
lasted 35 minutes and had to go. Have since watched it on DVD and felt fully justified about walking out.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Is that the second or third?
The second was just about watchable. The third was awful although everyone raves about the big fight scene but I wasn't impressed. Also enough of the bullet time already
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:55, Reply)

second
the one with the really bad cgi and really bad actors and little or no plot. The third was god awful though as well. Such a shame as the first one was ace.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:57, Reply)

watched the first one recently?
it's shit. some of the most painful acting and dialogue ever.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:59, Reply)

yeah fairly recently
it's fair to say Keanu Reeves is the most wooden actor around bar the Tardis but apart from him it's good. Great concept, first time we got to see bullet time and that spanky 3d slo mo camera shennanigans. All in all a goof 8.5 out of 10 film.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:01, Reply)

there are some good elements of it
but it's not keanu's acting that is a the problem. It's everything Morpheus says and does. Annoying as shit.

Equilibrium is a far superior film.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:03, Reply)

I love Equilibrium
I haven't seen any of the Matrix films since I wrote about them in my dissertation. The first one was breath-taking when it came out, and whilst I think the second and third films are 'alright', they're shit, unnecessary sequels.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:05, Reply)

yeah it is good
apart from that Sheffield based twunt Sean Bean in it. The best thing about that film was the new gun based martial arts. That was pretty much comic book hard on material.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Breakdance 2: Electric Boogaloo is a far superior film.
Mr. fucking Bean is a far superior film.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I'm always a bit confused why people insist on associating them with each other
Aside from stylistically, they're very different films.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Not that anyone but AA
would know who they are, but Opeth have always been shit the many times I have seen them. Bad speaker setup, crummy noise, bored members.

I get all angry, then a week later I'll listen to Blackwater Park and want to see them again.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I know who they are
But I used to think they were called Opeth Death and my friend got annoyed. Then we put prince on and partied like it was 1999.
Trustory
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:56, Reply)

The times when I've seen them live
I would have preferred to be listening to Prince.
Trufax
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I LOVE PRINCE!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:58, Reply)

He's shit. TRUFAX.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Everyone loves Prince
Oh apart from MONTY. shocker
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:00, Reply)

And me

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:02, Reply)

And me

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:03, Reply)

No they don't.
Loads of people think he's a fucking squeaky little turd.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:02, Reply)

he's I'm
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I'm rather large.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I reckon if you went through your music collection I would probably only recognise about 5-10% of it.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Surely you know Bowie?
That kicks it up to 85%.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Is it Monty that hates Bowie
cause I love him too. In fact I was doing some car dancing this morning to Modern Love.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:12, Reply)

are you Darth Cocksnot in disguise?
'Car dancing?'

*belms for Britain*

Were you 'hand-jiving'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I merely jiggled about in my seat at the lights
whilst listening to a song I like by David Bowie. You won't be interested as there was no LSD, or being melancholy and gloomy involved.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Everyone else here
is doubtless fascinated to hear about you 'jiggling about in your seat at the lights'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Stop being so grumpy just because you don't like something
I WILL NOT LET YOU TAKE THE LITTLE MOMENTS OF JOY FROM MY LIFE. It's the small things that make life bearable and if it means dancing in your car to David Bowie so fucking be it.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Your cock makes life bearable?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:40, Reply)

That's not my fault.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:30, Reply)

They did an acoustic album didn't they
one of my exes burnt me a copy which was really good. I'm not really a metal fan anymore so it was a nice way to keep my toe in the water.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I saw them Friday, they weren't bad
But they played just after Meshuggah, and I was sick of guitar wankery. Saw Evile the next day, a bit of balls-to-the-wall thrash cheered me right up!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I wish I'd gone to Bloodstock
Really looking forward to SSS at Damnation.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:03, Reply)

how did your dream team start?
I had a shocker.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:13, Reply)

45 points :-(

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:14, Reply)

dude I got 20 and 14!!
having Joe Cole and Koscielny didnt help me out.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Not good at all
I'm still undecided whether or not Cole deserved a red card.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:17, Reply)

As an Arsenal fan
I say no but from the angle the ref saw it he had no choice. PLus it was right in front of the gunners fans which didn't help.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Aye, that won't help

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:28, Reply)

we walked out of Andromique by Racine a couple of months ago
It was in french, which I'm not great at. It was undramatic and basically boring. We had front row seats, and the auditorium was less than half full. We lasted until the interval, then scarpered.

When we got outside, we burst into laughter, with relief I should think. Got home in time for Casualty and beer. We only went because the other half had studied it for A level french.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Just remembered another!
Glasto 2002 - My mate Bri spent the entire time going on about Roger Waters then promptly fell asleep for his entire set (which was shit)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:59, Reply)

roger waters = wanker

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:00, Reply)

roger waters = shovel-handed Neanderthal-looking pompous fucking wanker

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Yep
Not a Floyd fan but he really put me off with his attitude on stage (also see Live 8)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I fucking love Floyd
but I still think he's a wanker
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Any Floyd recommendations?
Not listened to much
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Relics, Piper at the Gates of Dawn, Saucerful of Secrets.
Everything else = turgid shite.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:05, Reply)

this +Animals
sorry
( Peej, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:16, Reply)

You should be. It's in the bottom three.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:41, Reply)

first recommendation: don't listen to Monty's opinion
otherwise, it depends on what sort of stuff you like.

The early stuff is great if you like that kind of 60s sound, and full on weirdness.

As they go on it becomes more tightly produced and such.

Check out their song Echoes (my favourite) and see how you like that.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Cheers to both!
Will have a listen to a few random ones
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Went to see Gojira supporting In Flames
The Gojira crowd were all between 25 and 40, the In Flames crowd were 14-19. As soon as Gojira finished, a good chunk of the adults left. We stuck around for a couple of In Flames songs, then noticed we were all sharing a disgusted look. Then someone said "Pub?", and we left.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I don't blame you
Gojira are great :D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Oh HELL yes!
'Backbone' is a truly glorious song.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I had the misfortune of seeing In Flames
supporting Motorhead: they were truly awful.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Saw Gojira this weekend
Sadly I was out of my tree, so don't really remember, but my friends have informed my that I slurred 'They're fucking great'.

Then again, they also encouraged me to buy something when drunk - FFS
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:07, Reply)

I heard them from the side.
I needed to lie on the grass mud for a while.
( thealternativefact, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:09, Reply)

I ended up sleeping through Twisted Sister due to being extremely pissed
Not happy about that at all :-(
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Oh shame!
I thought they would be a bit too cheesy, but they were were pretty good.
We shouted away the last remains of our voices.
( thealternativefact, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:13, Reply)

I know, am fucking gutted

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Did you like 'em?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Yes.
I liked lots of the stuff.
However, I did miss some shit on here that I need to deal with.
( thealternativefact, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Why do my kneecaps suddenly ache?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:15, Reply)

I am very annoyed with you.
You knew I'd be checking shit on my phone and wouldn't spot what you had done.
( thealternativefact, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I gaz'd you it!
It's not like I tried to hide.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:18, Reply)

What's done is done.

( thealternativefact, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:19, Reply)

I love you

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:21, Reply)

I need to discuss this situation with my BFF

( thealternativefact, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:25, Reply)

I love him too

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I walked out of the red tent at Bloodstock on Sunday when Witchsorrow were playing.
Apparently, they 'weren't shit'. However, ten minutes of the same chords and a mournful 'What. Might. Have. Been.' was a bit too doom for me.
( thealternativefact, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:08, Reply)

You didn't miss much
Cannibal Corpse were shit, sound let them down massively.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Good - I went back into the Sophie tent as soon as the Doomers were done to see Winterfylleth.
Much better,
( thealternativefact, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I walked out of a stone roses gig because I'd only gone to see the manics supporting them.
We had to wait for our friends who were downstairs who stayed to see them play and ended up missing the last train home, so had to night bus it back to essex in the snow. This wouldn't usually have been a problem, only we were wearing teeny tiny emo outfits made of thin material and the manics had only played new stuff that we didn't like instead of songs from the holy bible. Gutted.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Stone Roses are shite

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:12, Reply)

FACTUAL POST ABOVE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:32, Reply)

As a teen
I walked out of Bush, because we'd only gone to see 3 Colours Red.
*insert period joke here*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I used to love Bush
I remember being a snotty teenage twat arguing with my brothers friends about why Bush were better than Nirvana.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:13, Reply)

"I used to love Bush"
Then you became a Throbbing Gristle fan, and have never looked back?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:15, Reply)

you wish
king of the Emos!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Only to get a reach around

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I walked out of a Feeder gig once because I'd gone to see Bennet.
Why they ended up signed to Roadrunner I will never know.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I walked out of the remake of War of the worlds 6 times to have a smoke
I don't think I missed anything.
( Peej, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:00, Reply)