Righto.
I object to working for a living. I really do. A few generations back the idea would have been unthinkable (even for me as the second son) and I resent it hugely.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:47, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I couldn't agree more
it's outrageous that we have to spend so much of our time working
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:49, Reply)

ARGH!
I just sent off an application for a job I REALLY want and fear I won't even get an interview for. EEK!

That's the kind of job I would never resent (at least for the first year or so)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)

There isn't a job on earth I actually want to do.
When I was asked at school what I really wanted to do, my answer was (and still is) 'go on the Grand Tour'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

i find without work
I get all undirected and mopey. Then I spend hours on here and get to the end of each day feeling unfulfilled. Not that talking to people on here is essentially fulfilling..but...well..you know
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I consider work a massive imposition and inconvenience
I'd far rather spend the day quaffing claret at my club.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

whereas I was born for work
down t'pit, m'lord
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:07, Reply)

You'd better be tugging your forelock right now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:09, Reply)

and screaming the lord's prayer?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Why not?
It's just a bit of harmless fun.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Nicely whined by two idiots who spend all day on here.

( thealternativefact, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)

That's called clawback.
If I really do have to attend a fucking job, at the very least I feel obliged to spack around on here all day to redress the balance somewhat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Clawback!
Sounds like an arch nemesis.
( thealternativefact, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

sounds like a minor He-Man villain.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)

It is the arch nemesis of all commission based sales people

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:07, Reply)

if I was actually challenged a little more by my job then I might not spend so much time on here
:-P
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Quite so, dear boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)

You two seem pretty challenged to me.

( thealternativefact, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I shall overlook your rudeness on this occasion.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:06, Reply)

only on this occasion though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I am prepared to be lenient for a first offence.
But if she persists, so help me God I shall have her horsewhipped in the town square, as an example to other would-be miscreants.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:16, Reply)

No one's whipping me with a horse.

( thealternativefact, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

It's the only way you'll learn.
Never did me any harm. Made me the man I am today*.


* a colossal deviant
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)

You're getting soft in your dotage
If I were you, I would already be consulting the Marquis de Sade. His 120 Days of Sodom is an excellent guidebook for inventive punishments for persons with no manners.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

I haven't actually read it, to my shame.
TOO BUSY LIVING IT, YO.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Superb read, laugh out loud funny as well that could be seen as a blueprint for modern day Internet nastiness.
The image of someone fucking a goats nostril while it lapped his balls, is one that will stay with me for a long time.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I might get it from Amazon.
I'm looking for an antique Mein Kampf as well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Go for it, you won't regret it
Get that and Aleister Crowleys 'Diary of a Drug Fiend' with its ultra modern themes and issues and MASSIVE DRUG abuses.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Ever read
Thomas de Quincey's 'Confessions of an English Opium Eater'? It's rubbish - Robin Askwith's not even in it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:45, Reply)

No, I haven't fortunately
I can only assume he was tryin to rip off 'The Beast' himself with a title like that.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Unlikely: he wrote it in 1821

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Fair do's
The Beast must have been doing the ripping off. No one was going to pull him up about it though.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)