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I've been nude at night, on swimming on the beach
It's a great feeling.
I wasn't nude, but had sex at the Rock Wall in Manchester; I don't know if that counts.
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:09,
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naughty naughty!
I've never had sex in public, I'm so vanilla.
EDIT: I just realised I'm lying, I had sex in a pub toilet once and I'm so horrifically shamed by it that I must have repressed it. The guy was a twat.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:29,
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was aruined my
I've not had full public sex, tried to in a cubicle in the mixed sex changing rooms of a water park. Couldn't get the right angles, heights all wrong.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:33,
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He did ruin my twat for a while because he shoved it in before I was ready!!
I hate him. The next morning when I gave him a lift back to his car he punched me on the arm and said "cheers for the lift chick".
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:36,
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Ouch
For the first bit. You should have pushed him back and told him to sort himself out or learn some manners!
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:38,
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Exactly!
What's the world coming to when men are no longer courteous or gentlemanly?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:39,
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he was such a massive clunge
I'm still quite bitter about it.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:42,
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You should probably just forget about him
You have a non-clunge guy now, what's the point in dwelling?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:43,
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I don't dwell on any of the other clunges
I think it's because he utterly humiliated me at work (he was a work colleague) for the few weeks that I was dallying with him, so my pride was hurt.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:46,
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Poor Kitty's Pride
That's a massive dickmove though, be glad to know that he's currently very unhappy.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:49,
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Thanks for using my setup ;)
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:56,
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I thought you'd appreciate it!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:06,
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I like that
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:16,
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Sorry
he was I now have
+I can challenge TGB
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:43,
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haha my vag is self healing
my virginity grew back after that to protect me.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:46,
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Haha, fair enough!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:52,
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He's a smooth operator
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:38,
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Haha
I once had sex on the stairs to my parents home. I'm so embarrased now of what could have happened! They live in a block of flats as well!
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:37,
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I had sex on my boyfriend's parents' kitchen table
because they're quite houseproud.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:41,
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I tried it on my parents kitchen table
She couldn't get comfy, and the thing was swaying so much it made me nervous
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:42,
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It wasn't particularly brilliant sex, it was more to make a point
that they won't ever know about.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:47,
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Same
Also done it in their bed, and their en suite, they'd really pissed me off.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:52,
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I've only had sex in my parents house once
And that was in my bed at the time. Hmm, I'm rather vanilla it seems.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:42,
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Very good!
I've never done anything like that at my parents; my father has a peculiar timetable and therefore there's always someone awake at home
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:48,
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The rock wall?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:39,
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Yes, it was a great club
Closed now :(
It had a lot for dark, hided corners :))
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:40,
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Ahh, fair enough!
You filthy minx, you!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:41,
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After a couple of beers I can't stop myself
and Mark is soooooo sexy!
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:46,
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Terrible!
You did seem fairly unwilling to keep your hands off him at BGBs
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:53,
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Had I found a dark, hided corner...
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:54,
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Should have used the cellar
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:56,
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I should have I should
I didn't trust the cats, though!
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:02,
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I think they were busy with Crowsephine that morning
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:10,
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Yes, but I didn't know until the next day
Had he told me he was going to keep them busy...
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:15,
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Then both Mark and Crowsephine would have had their fair share of...
No, too obvious.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:22,
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He was sleeping/passed out at my feet
And she was getting a bit feisty with him, kissing and all that. I did my best to feign being asleep.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:55,
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He wasn't
Not quite... almost... but not quite...
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:03,
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I was just hoping you stopped after a bit of a kiss
My poor gentlemanly English mind would not be able to take it if you rode him senseless at my feet.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:05,
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Again, I apologise
at my feet instead of me
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:07,
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That too
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:09,
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Jajaja!
I don't think I would have done it. Although I had a lot of sangrĂa... But we only kissed a couple of times, only. I remember looking at you and thinking "maybe he's sleeping and can't hear"
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:16,
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I wanted to be asleep
I felt like I was invading your privacy by being awake.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:17,
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It's ok, it's ok
it wasn't your fault.
We had just had a bit of a row and I wanted to sort things out before sleeping. He wanted to sleep and that would sort them out.
Men, you know nothing.
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:22,
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And wanking, while crying and screaming the Lords Prayer
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:22,
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