Shut up chompy

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:17, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:18, Reply)

I now see this is a badge of honour
fuck even my facebook status was I'm not Chompy for about a week
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Know?
KNOW?

For fuck's sakes.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:22, Reply)

sorry typo

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Who're you calling 'typo', spazmo?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:24, Reply)

your mum
who is so old she is actually a mummy
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:24, Reply)

fuck's ?????
should that apostrophe be there?



(I fucking hope not, wild stab in the dark!?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:24, Reply)

actually, it should
aren't you supposed to be a teacher or something?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I'm guessing PE
I say guessing, I mean 'hoping for the sake of the nation's youth'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:25, Reply)

I'm at uni now. I can't remember everything you condescending
cunts you!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:26, Reply)

When you say 'everything'
you do in fact mean 'basic English grammar', don't* you.


*yes, that apostrophe is meant to be there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:27, Reply)

My grammar is not amazing. Never has been. I am usually fine when writing
but when I type I get a bit muddled. It doesn't get repeated in my academic work so I don't really mind that much. Besides the more you lot keep pointing it out the more I remember so keep it up. You're better than revision.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:31, Reply)

My grandma's dead
So yours is probably better than mine
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:32, Reply)

When I fucked your 'grammar' last night
I thought she was pretty amazing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Are you in the same home?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Capitalise that a and you'll have earned yourself a shiny click, you young whippersnapper.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Muhahahah,
dance to my tune, monkeyboy.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I want a click
you wookie mother fucker
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Then spell my name right.
I'm sure Monty can relate, I get grouchy when people are stingy with the Es.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:46, Reply)

No more hoop jumping today
you furry fuck
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:49, Reply)

I read that as "fury fuck"
Which, from now on, is the only way I'll fuck.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)

for some reason this has reminded me
that as per your instructions I high-fived my mrs to congratulate her on passing her chartership
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Thank you!
I hope she wasn't too perplexed as to why a random Internet spod was sending her a vicarious high-five.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:10, Reply)

no, she understands
she has to put up with me after all
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:12, Reply)

everything
;-)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Ha - missed that one

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Is it because your eyes don't work as well as they once did?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:38, Reply)

I love your attacks on Monty's great age.
He's only old in the head, and I'm old enough to be his dad. Which I'm glad I'm not as he can be an insufferable cunt sometimes.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:47, Reply)

it is the only ammo I have
I don't know anyone on here really and haven't been to a bash so all I have to defend myself is what I pick up on in here. And with Monty I figure age is the safest bet and most respectable option at the same time.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:48, Reply)

What on earth makes you think you need to bet safe or be respectful?
I'm not actually gay, I doubt that TGB actually has a vagina large enough to swallow a Gammorhean Guard whole and PsychoChomp's not really a sex offender... in the eyes of the law. Yet.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:50, Reply)

because I like the banter
but not enough to take it too far. This isn't /talk Darth!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Never stops anyone else
See Vipros' entry below for details

Hehe... "entry"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:04, Reply)

hehe

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I'm also not a mincing tranny

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Never said you were
Probably shouldn't have brought that up. How was Bloodstock?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Superb thank you
Got sunburned, very drunk, and had a good laugh.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:08, Reply)

but you are gay though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Fuck off you beardy twat
Missed you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:05, Reply)

take another shot ;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I can't be bothered to call you smug
Ooh! I know! You don't hate the Smashing Pumpkins, which is inexcusable in polite society!

Sick burn, I think you'll find
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:15, Reply)

He's an appaling racist.
You could start there.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:52, Reply)

I think you'll find I'm bloody good at it,

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)

*pistol fingers*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:45, Reply)

In my experience, teachers go out of their way to not swear.
Lest they forget themselves in front of the kids and call one a stupid twat. How are you going to adjust, with the shower of obscenities you let forth here?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:42, Reply)

I am wondering that myself

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:42, Reply)

I'd start now, and try fucking hard, if I were you.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:48, Reply)

damn cunting straight

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:48, Reply)

*BELMS*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:25, Reply)

sure you're not having a stroke you old codger

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I am having a stroke,
reminiscing about the hot nights I've spent savagely sodomising your mum.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Isn't it hard to recall events when you have alzheimers?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Aye, he's had her too!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:41, Reply)