A man's relaxing in his garden
When his eldest daughter walks over to him and sits on his lap.
"Daddy, why did you and Mummy name me Rose?" she says.
"Well love, when you were a baby we were sat right here in this garden, and a rose petal blew gently on the wind and touched you on the forehead. So we called you Rose."
"Aww, thanks Daddy!" says Rose, as she gives her Dad a kiss on the cheek and runs back inside.
Moments later his second daughter runs into the garden and jumps onto his lap.
"Daddy! Daddy! Why'd you and Mum call me Heather?"
"Well my love, when you were a baby we were carrying you on a walk and trying to decide your name, when a little sprig of Heather blew on the breeze and landed on your head."
"Yay thanks Daddy!" says Heather, and runs back inside.
Peace returned to the garden for a moment, but just before he could relax, the man was rudely interrupted by a loud crashing noise as his youngest daughter blundered through the door.
"MMMNNNNNUUUUUUHHHHHH!" said the girl.
"Fuck off, Fridge, Daddy's trying to have a nap!"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:46, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

9/10
brilliant
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:51, Reply)

This is one of my favourite jokes
I say Brick rather than fridge though
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I find usually that this works best told a slightly different way, thus:

A new neighbour pops round next door to introduce herself, chats to the mother, and notices three kids.

She asks the first one, a little girl, "what's your name?". "Rose." "That's lovely, why?" "Because when I newly born a rose brushed against my head."

Then she asks the second, another girl, "and what's your name?". "Daisy." "Ooh, that's lovely too, why?" "Because when I newly born a daisy brushed against my head."

Finally she asks the little boy "and what are you called?" "BREEZEBLOCK!!!"

(the last delivered a la Deacon, naturally. YMMV, of course.)
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)