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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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A man goes up to the airport check-in
He's holding two vultures, one in each hand.

"I'm sorry sir," says the stewardess, "we only allow one carrion per passenger."
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
carrion is what vultures eat, not what they are

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:08, Reply)
Unless they've been run over on the road

(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:10, Reply)
change vultures to
"flattened badgers"
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:16, Reply)
or just 'dead vultures' would do

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:17, Reply)
Oops
In that case, have this:

A woman walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a double entendre.

So the barman gives her one.
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)

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