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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My ex tries to tell me off on a daily basis,
for being a feckless and impecunious wastrel, and all-round SHIT DAD.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:45, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
want me to punch her for you?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)
I'd prefer you to cut her tongue out with a pair of rusty scissors, please.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)
done and dusted.
I'll make them the safety scissors too, just to make it a bit more unbearable for her.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)
won't stop her texting.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:54, Reply)
I'll lop off her thumbs with a cigar cutter.
problem solved.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:55, Reply)
Good thinking, Poppet.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:58, Reply)
That does seem unfair. I strongly suspect that one of those descrptions of you is incorrect.

(Cave Duck, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)
Yeah! I'm not a fucking dad!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)

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