it's the demonstrating awareness bit that fucks me off
we frequently get cunts cycling along main roads here in the middle of the road, travelling a good 20 mph slower than the cars are allowed to go, and they are seemingly oblivious to this.

When I'm on my bike, while I am aware that I have rights on the road, I'm also aware that most drivers are shitcunts and so I make myself as aware as possible of what they are doing and get out of the way if I am holding them up.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:01, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

^This
Mind you, I nearly caught a cyclist this morning. I was waiting for a gap in traffic to turn right, and as one came out I was juuuust about to move when I quickly checked my wing mirror and saw a cyclist come shooting along my right hand side (also turning right).

Had I not clocked him, well, I would have clocked him...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:05, Reply)

That's bad cycling
I also hate motorbikes who do this.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Yes, it is bad
Still would have likely been my neck had I caught him.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

It might be bad
But I cycle on the right if I'm turning right, as I don't want cars going straight to crush me because they can't wait 2secs. Too many of those I've had.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:16, Reply)

You're a perfect example of why cycliing in a nervous fashion
is more dangerous.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I also caught a cyclist this morning.
My traps really are fucking good these days.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Did you drown it?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Or cook and eat it?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Not yet.
I’m keeping it alive so I can test out a few ‘ideas’ that I’ve been having lately.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:11, Reply)

find out how hard it is to pull his arm off

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:17, Reply)

You are Josef Mengele
and I claim my free amputation.
(Cave Duck, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I wish.
Talk about 'dream job'....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)