Not a question, but some grossness to share.
I, while reading a story to my daughter prior to bed, farted - the smell was, in all honesty, pretty horrendous - think manure that's been left to fester on top of a pile of dead bodies. The smell was that bad that my daughter started crying and refused to listen to the rest of the story. I was sent out of the room to do a poo as "it was very stinky Daddy".

In fact, I've since been on the loo - so long that I got pins and needles (it turns out) and she's still shouting at me to go and do another poo.

Got anything gross you want to share that's happened in the past 24 hours or so?

(I may regret asking that!)
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:54, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I ripped a piece of skin off the roof of my mouth from where I burnt it eating breakfast this morning
it basically feels like molten lava on that part of my mouth

totally not trying to compete with your nasty arse
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:05, Reply)

Thank you for that information.
Christ, it's a crime that you're breeding and I'm on the shelf.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:31, Reply)

Hahahahah!

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:02, Reply)