I think the thought
Has finished Al off.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

most of it is really pretty dull
unless, of course, you have a fetish for very plain things that won't show a hint of personality in a law firm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:58, Reply)

I'm pretty sure there'll be a fetish site dedicated to that
Do you have to dress all plain so as not to give anything away to the opposition? Or are you all just dull people?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:00, Reply)

it just doesn't look very professional
if i take off my severely cut black suit jacket to reveal a crisp white blouse. with a leopard print plunge satin bra with a scarlet trim showing through.

not that i would reeeeally wear leopard print. but you know what i mean.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:07, Reply)

Yeah, I'm entirely sure you wouldn't
And who cares about looking professional? I thought it was just about getting people on your side?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:08, Reply)

well it depends who is on the other side. women, for example, don't like leopards.
sometimes undoing a button if it is a particular type of judge and you have a crap case is obviously wholly legal.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:10, Reply)

Legal, but ethical and moral?
Or again, do you care?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:12, Reply)

how many guesses would you like at the answer?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:12, Reply)

I'm pretty sure I already know
So probably don't need any.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:14, Reply)

i suppose it wasn't a particularly difficult question!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:17, Reply)

It's about as difficult as
"Is it likely to rain here tomorrow?" or "Did I bother with any job applications today?"
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:18, Reply)

bad penguin
how are you ever going to move down here at that rate?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:20, Reply)

Why does it matter if he does?
It's not like you ever come and meet weirdo's off the internet, no matter how many social gatherings they invite you to.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:22, Reply)

Is someone a bit bitter?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:23, Reply)

ouch!!!!
sorry, if i just turn around a bit, could you just ease that knife out of my back... ta.....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:25, Reply)

Sorry, I didn't mean to upset you

( Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:27, Reply)

yeah you did
i am now sobbing into my keyboard
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:29, Reply)

keyboard champagne
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:30, Reply)

+ lingerie
Oh no, my tears made my breasts all wet, I'd better rub them dry with slow strokes.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:30, Reply)

not toooo slow
and somewhat circular. yes, that's better. thanks al.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:31, Reply)

From below:
Gingers Swipe has insatiable hunger.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:34, Reply)

al knows what i like!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:37, Reply)

absolut on the rocks
with a diet coke chaser, actually. but yeah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:31, Reply)