I've heard that Monty is self cleaning
like an oven.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 9:57, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Too easy
cleaning polluting
oven dirty old man with nothing better to do than stare at NAKED LADIES on the internet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 9:59, Reply)

You're very angry today, aren't you?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Not that I'm aware of
would you like me to be?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:08, Reply)

look I'm the one who gets angry at the internet not you!!!!!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:09, Reply)

this really gets my goat!
*hulks out*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:11, Reply)

If I could have a super power it would be to 'Hulk Out'
Just go mental and green and grow to a preposterous size before smashing stuff.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:16, Reply)

smashing stuff beating off in a frenzy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:24, Reply)

with my huge green cock
and ectoplasm sperm
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Just seems that your posts are increasingly angry this morning

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I was going for unkind rather than angry
Clearly I shall have to tone it down/up* a bit

*delete according to preference
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Down please
It's quite disorienting seeing people gang up on Monty
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:16, Reply)

it's not ganging up
besides I'm fully expecting a Harry Brown type reaction from Monty one day. It's all in good fun. Believe it or not I think he is one of the good guys.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:19, Reply)

I think I know who his first target would be...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:27, Reply)

What he said
Monty is by no means my least favourite B3tan, and I've always believed him to be possessed of a sense of humour sufficient to take it as well as give it out
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:27, Reply)

what I wanted to say but with MOAR grace and charm,
Cause he's a dancer innit
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:32, Reply)

We are an effortlessly refined bunch

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:37, Reply)

self abusing more like

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