I thought you were a cat

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:10, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

well, that's gone and
spoilt your wank imagination, now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I went to a fancy dress party a couple of halloweens ago and there was this girl who was
dressed as a big blue cat. Sexiest girl I'd seen in a while. That went in the bank. And her boyfriend (yeah I had a go) was called Ricky Martin.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:14, Reply)

my friend once wrote the best LJ entry ever
revolving around a dream about a cat in lingerie ("It wasn't a furry, it was a REAL cat, so that's OK") and about trying to find it's vagina. I might try and find it and quote the best bits
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I'm always up for creepy dream porn me.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:17, Reply)

OK, found it
"I start to go down on her. However, as she is a cat (quite cute I might add) she has a rather small, well, vagina (and clit) so I have trouble finding the entrance (frustrating obviously) but I continue on for a while, her back arching, obviously enjoying it (that's something I guess;)"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:30, Reply)

oh god that's gross!
that actually made my stomach turn a bit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:33, Reply)

hahahahaha brilliant
does he talk about furry tits at any point?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:34, Reply)

yes :(
oh, actually on reading, not very much. He has elaborated on it in real life since (frequently)

wait, no there is this bit: "She then removes her bra (here we go..) and I proceed to place my lips around her smooth, nippleless cat breast"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:35, Reply)

I'm nursing a semi here.
Is your friend a bit *special*? would he actually shag a cat?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:38, Reply)

he certainly has his own 'style'
I don't think he'd shag a cat. In the replies, though he does point out that furrys are an acceptable form of beastiality.

TO be fair, he's a fairly sane guy (ish) with no filter between thinking and talking/typing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I like him for being batshit mental and liking furries.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:46, Reply)