Being a hypocrite
Couple of nights ago I wouldn't let my two smaller brothers watch Silent Hill on the grounds that it would give them nightmares and was out of their age group. Only to be reminded by other brother that I had been renting and watching my own films since I was eleven and thus was being a hypocrite. How have you been one recently?

Alt Q: everyone loves Top Gun. What would your callsign be?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:47, 33 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Gah

( Kroney, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:47, Reply)

that is a shit call sign
unless you're a chav and called Gary
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Missile Lock
just to fuck with them
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:50, Reply)

The difficulty is of course
do you pick a cool call sign and risk being mocked, or a shit one to be modest, and end up being called 'rat' or something
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:51, Reply)

there must be a medium ground
where your name is badass enough to be cool but understated enough to be even cooler. I'm not intelligent enough to think of one so my call sign would be Fiddler.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:55, Reply)

but that would give rise
to unpleasant rumours like your first name being 'kiddie'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:57, Reply)

see I told you I couldn't think of a cool one.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I think I like Cougar

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:53, Reply)

or predator

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Cougar was in Top Gun
he's the guy who freaks out
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Cougar was top spot but he lost it.
Now you two clowns are number one. I am going to have to do something I never thougt possible, I'm sending you two jokers to Miramar, I'm sending you two to Top Gun.

HARD FUCKING ON!!! love that film so so much.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:12, Reply)

I might have to watch it this weekend

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)

do
it will make your life 5% better, which in turn means a bigger croissant
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)

awesome

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:29, Reply)

It will also make you 5% more gay
trufact
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:32, Reply)

I can afford to go down to 95%

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)

You missed the "." there

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:38, Reply)

I totally wouldn't lose it
I'm too damn good for that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:23, Reply)

I want The Polecat
The only film my parents wouldn't let me watch was Pulp Fiction so I borrowed it off a friend and watched it when they were out, but I was so nervous that they would come back in the middle that I kept looking out the window so I missed most of it anyway.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Justice
it's what my family all call me. goes back to a nickname a friend of my brother's gave me when i was about 15. random that i ended up being a lawyer... although lucky he didn't come up with something else i guess!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:57, Reply)

I think I'll err on the side of arrogance
and have something exotic and X-men like. Possibly Pyro
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:57, Reply)

I like Badger
I'd probably end up being called Hanger Deck or something though as you could land planes in my vagina. ho ho ho
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:58, Reply)

hahaha
I would probably be named something relating to my prowess, like Chocolate Kettle
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Tower, this is Croissant, requesting a flyby

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:02, Reply)

haha
selfknowledge is a valuable asset
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Maverdick

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Gooch

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Twiceman

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Gonedown

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Jest 'er

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Taht's all the characters from Top Gun I can remember

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Your co-pilot has to be called Turner

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:43, Reply)

with HILARIOUS consequences

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:45, Reply)