gangrene
my grandma got gangrene in her foot. after about a year of being told it was athlete's foot, they had to amputate her little toe because it went all black and nasty. the doctor told her to give up. she said what if she didn't. he said, he would see her in 12 months to take off the rest of her leg. she gave up.

also it made me never ever ever want to touch a fag, ever. you don't know what aversion therapy is until you have helped an old lady pull on a shoe over a four-toed foot. i also refuse to snog guys who smoke, it tastes like licking out an ashtray!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:04, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I still haven't got my new phone you should sue vodafone for me k?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:07, Reply)

interestingly
I have never kissed a girl who smokes without having first smoked myself so always thought that was an exaggeration.

I was ill a couple of weeks back, so didn't have a spliff when Mrs V did. Not only was kissing her a bit minging, but she brought in a full on reek of smoke. Never experienced that before.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:07, Reply)

nope
if you smoke, i don't think you can imagine how it tastes/smells to a non-smoker. as soon as you give up, you'll realise why we bang on so boringly about it

also, it's not just your mouth that tastes different.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:10, Reply)

yeah, I've heard that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)

it's often the difference between swallowing happily and secret retching!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Stop talking about sex you perve and get sueing vodafone for making me wait.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

is the pineapple rumour true?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

That she can take a whole one?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:16, Reply)

this made me laugh
only the little cubes, one at a time please.

otherwise i don't know about pineapple. i'll report back if i ever get to find out though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

After a moment of thought
I would totally eat pineapple cubes out of a woman.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

fucking hell this sub thread is disgusting.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)

You say the sweetest of things
*Prouds*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)

You say things that make me retch.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Please
You're praising me too greatly!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

i meant in my mouth!
and i was talking about those little sweets, like kola kubes, but pineapple flavoured.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

That's what I meant too
Chompy's just being filthy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

I imagine it'd be difficult
for your teeth to gain purchase. Are you allowed to use a fork?
( Kroney, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

you have to pay extra for that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I'd use barbecue tongs
*stabbity-stab*
( Kroney, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Cocktail sticks!
Then you put some cheddar on the end, NOM.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Oh yeah
Then it'd be all classy, you could just reach into the cocktail clungehog and consume at will.
( Kroney, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:36, Reply)

only time I've had a complaint about the taste is after I've been ill
and I've never been with a girl who wouldn't swallow.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:16, Reply)

The opposite's the case for me
I don't really mind though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

I wouldn't mind either
once it is out of me it is no longer my concern what happens to it. Within reason.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I was going to say the same thing
Almost word for word.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

*high fives*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

*resounding high-fives*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)

You've put me off my yogurt you cunt.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I jizzed in your yoghurt

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Dear Liza
Dear Liza
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

put made off cough
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

my gf has mentioned this. She has never smoked & is v keen for me to quit.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Second girl I ever kissed
Did so after smoking, and it was exactly like Swipe described. She was also a complete nutter who reminds me of Fairuza Baulk's character in The Craft.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:10, Reply)

what, you mean she was strangely hot?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Looking back, she wasn't
Just very strange. Heavily interested in witchcraft. Fucking scary at times.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

People who are into witchcraft are generally self important twats.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

generally
but not always. the friend I mention below was completely the opposite. She was actually studying it among other things for her masters.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I can imagine
a friend of mine from uni was a bit like that. not too scary most of the time though.

now and then I have to remind myself how hot she is by looking on facebook
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

The friend, or Fairuza Baulk?
I had a couple of wiccan friends at uni who were a little odd, but lovely and harmless.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

the friend

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Because I just looked on IMDB and Wiki
And Fairuza's still oddly attractive.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)

she is

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

She has shark teeth which scares me.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

So do I
See?

Ok, now it works!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)

fail

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Whenever I try and sign up for that it errors so have given up

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Click on my link now, it works

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)

It's worth the sacrifice
in return for looking so fucking cool.

I'm never going to get over losing that.
( Kroney, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)