No need to worry, that wont happen to you
they'll kick you out if you fail your re-takes
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:49, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

not if you have a good reason I'd assume
like feeling sleepy on the exam day
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:50, Reply)

you could claim you have ME

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)

"My hypersomnia's playing up again, sorry!"

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:54, Reply)

The worst thing
about having a genuine real excuse is the unwillingness to use it.

I'd probably have lied through my teeth when I was younger about being ill and not being able to do end of year exams, but now I've got a real reason I turn into the most stoic of stoics
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:56, Reply)

There's a boy on my course who does dramadramadrama to get out of shit
I don't know if he's making shit up, has an underlying problem but is milking it, or is as bad as he says.

The latter is almost certainly not true.
You're just a better person.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I girl on my uni course ended up with a first
because she put in for extenuating circumstances because her boyfriend had dumped her. He dumped her 6 months before the end of the course and they and been going out for about 6 weeks. Her grades were worse than mine before they regraded. I'm bitter.
( Peej, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)

I got a first
by working hard.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:21, Reply)

And that's the way it should be.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I've only ever failed two exams
and one was on purpose
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:54, Reply)

"Sorry sir, I had Vipros"
"Well, alright then, take the year again."
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:35, Reply)

I passed everything this year, thank god

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Well done

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Me too
with a distinction as well. Apparently my research project was the highest mark they had given including last year.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:00, Reply)