I just don't want them
nor does the mrs.

and even if she did, she has rationally said she wouldn't be interested in having kids with someone who doesn't want them, and being with me is more important than having kids could ever be.

which is nice
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:01, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Conversely
My mrs said "I'll get kids out of you somehow..."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)

you poor bastard

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:05, Reply)

It'll end up
With me ripping my balls off and throwing them down a well, before laughing like a maniac and collapsing from bloodloss.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)

sounds like a good plan

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Cauterisation is probably your best bet
ripping is so terribly...bleedy.
(berk, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Surely that's when you lean back, fold your arms behind your head and tell her to give it her best shot,
safe in the knowledge that you wound Clenders up to the point where she castrated you years ago?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:23, Reply)

People are often shocked
by my intransigence on this subject.
( Kroney, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:05, Reply)

You've fallen into such an obvious trap there
The fact that you used the phrase "She rationally said" when refering to a woman is evidence enough.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:20, Reply)

that is a good point
and one that kept me awake at night I have to admit, but I've conducted more research and am confident that it was a momentary aberration in which she actually engaged the usually dormant rational or "manlike" centre of the brain.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:35, Reply)