I lifted my adult pole teacher.
Ha. She is pretty waif-like though and she was holding onto the pole as well. I also did some ridiculously mad hard moves and have bruises and missing skin to show for it.

Johnny Depp lives in Bath sometimes. Go and see him.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:05, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

so does the guy from Kula Shaker

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:07, Reply)

There were four guys in Kula Shaker
I assume you mean Crispian Mills as opposed to any of his equally punchable bandmates
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:08, Reply)

do you know any of their names without googling?
unlikely. Therefore Crispian Mills is the guy from Kula Shaker
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Good point
Well made
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:16, Reply)

oh well I didn't know a REAL celebrity lived there!
Sack Johnny Depp, go and see that guy who no one actually knows the name of.

EDIT: Ok it would appear that everyone knows the name of.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:16, Reply)

So does Nicholas Cage
my mate sees him all the time. He looks dreadful IRL
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:08, Reply)

looks is
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I am glad that i've never seen him in Bath
the temptation to shout, "Oi Cage! YOU SUCK!" would be too great.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:14, Reply)

he's good in Snake Eyes

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:15, Reply)

he was alright in Kick Ass too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I saw a pic the other day from his new film and he looks
like a tramp (empire put it better I forget the exact quote)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Did they say:
and he looks like the talentless twat he truly is.
?
( thealternativefact, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:19, Reply)

They said:
The big let-down is Cage. Of all the moments for the Bad Lieutenant to unleash the wobbly hands and swimming eyeballs, a thousand year-old sorcerer in a bad hat was screaming for it. This is a CG-vamped panto harkening after a franchise, so why the moody weirdo routine? Johnny Depp won the day because he got the joke — that he was the joke. Cage, a potion or two from Leaving Las Magus, just puts emphasis on ALL the wrong WORDS. That’s not magic.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Nice

( thealternativefact, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:25, Reply)

When I read the bad hat bit I thought of Kaol

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:26, Reply)

He's always screaming for it.
'It' being a punch in the face.
( thealternativefact, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:28, Reply)

The Sorcerer's Apprentice?
I quite wanted to see that but Rotten Tomatoes slated it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:22, Reply)

it looks fucking awful

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:24, Reply)

It does
Watch Percy Jackson and the Lightening Thief, which is amazingly brilliantly bad
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:25, Reply)

I had been wondering what that was like
I'll have a look
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Percy is a hairdresser
trying to foil a plot to steal all his highlighter pastes.
( thealternativefact, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:29, Reply)

*snigger*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:30, Reply)

just the sort of thing I like to watch

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:30, Reply)

tis true which is a shame as I read the books to year 1 and they were ace.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:28, Reply)